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Pattycake / Patty Cake

WhiffOfGreen

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Yes, I know. She has cartoon accessories, cartoon sex toys and a cartoon interior decorator.

Quoting jOhlOv3: http://mystars.3host.com/PattycakePantyhose/

Thanks for the video evidence, but it's too fuckin' late, man. I've already been slurped up into her parallel anime reality. Had you been with me a month ago, I might have had a chance.
 

WhiffOfGreen

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Sorry -- I'll call you by your formal name from now on, Whiff de Menthe. :)

BTW, seen her new Coming Soon picture?

I've heard of Bubblegum, Blueberry and Matanuska Thunderfuck, but never Mint. I must investigate if I ever get outta here.

I saw her one-liner about the new picture and inviting a "friend" over. Is she talking to her oversized teddy bear again? It has holes in it. Big, jagged, anime PMS holes.

She scares me.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

WhiffOfGreen

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Just My opinion but i still say that is BARELY seeing it.

I used to think the tease was funny. Not anymore. Trust me... She's NEVER going to show it.

If the truth gets out, she'll be hunted down in the name of science.
 
Just My opinion but i still say that is BARELY seeing it.

She's not even close, as far as I'm concerned.

Trust me... She's NEVER going to show it.

Of course you'll never see it in a Hustler way -- it's not what she does. If she did that it would negate all what's come before, the tepid build-up to peeks and sneaks that we have come to expect as her stock in trade. I think she has at least kept the content interesting enough that you all keep checking her out, lol. In that respect she has succeeded -- like I've said many times before, she knows the male mind and it's weaknesses very well. Besides, if she showed all she would probably then retire, and I don't want to see that -- not yet Pattycake, please not yet. I am very happy that she is branching out into toys and, now, a "helping hand." Glad it's a chick and not a dude. Who knows, never underestimate a girl that can keep all that under wraps for over ten years. Will she ever star on Amateur Allure? I severely doubt it, but I'll take what I can get until she decides to call it a day. In the meantime if I want HC I'll go elsewhere. Pattycake will always have a place in my fantasy world no matter what.





 

WhiffOfGreen

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:spin:

Sometimes I just wanna give up.

No matter how goofy she gets... No matter how goofy I get... It's all so serious. There really is no joy in porn anymore.

We used to have bad acting and ridiculous stories to set up the action. That was fun shit.

Now we have "interviews" with the girls. Most of the time they look like they'd rather shove the camera up the guy's ass than answer his stupid questions.

Patty's probably making the right move. Forget the cute shit. She should just get as nasty as her mind can handle. That's where the dollars are.
 
It's all so serious. There really is no joy in porn anymore.

Well you're right -- and one of the reasons I think why are people complaining about what Pattycake shows, or doesn't show.

I like her a lot now but that wasn't always the case. I first saw her on a terrible site (before she had her own) called something like "American Girls Online" -- must have been around 1999 or 2000 -- liked what I saw and was very happy to see her on her own. After a year or so of the same stuff I moved on, but I came back in '04 or '05 when the content seemed to be steaming up.

It's really helped my Zen practice -- this constant opportunity to recognize, and let go of, desire. LOL!

http://teenrave.org/blog/2012/02/19/sexy-pattycake-fucking-her-pink-dildo-in-the-shower/
 

WhiffOfGreen

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Well you're right -- and one of the reasons I think why are people complaining about what Pattycake shows, or doesn't show.

I like her a lot now but that wasn't always the case. I first saw her on a terrible site (before she had her own) called something like "American Girls Online" -- must have been around 1999 or 2000 -- liked what I saw and was very happy to see her on her own. After a year or so of the same stuff I moved on, but I came back in '04 or '05 when the content seemed to be steaming up.

It's really helped my Zen practice -- this constant opportunity to recognize, and let go of, desire. LOL!

http://teenrave.org/blog/2012/02/19/sexy-pattycake-fucking-her-pink-dildo-in-the-shower/

1999 or 2000? I don't want those pictures on my computer. And yes, she seems like the type that would jump in the pool too early.

It's stupid of me to force my joy on her porn. What a fool I've been. She will ride her dildos into the sunset and be proud of it, animated or not.

I'm probably overestimating her sense of humor anyway. For all I know, she's dead serious about all of it, and is totally offended that I'm laughing at her.
 
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