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Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

Well, i watched it from age 2-7, so i guess I was one big Kindergarten douche.

Redundancy Detected.

Douchery is the default setting for most small children as they don't know any better.

It's also the default setting for a lot of Internet message board posters. They do generally know better, but they're assholes. So... yeah.
 
I choose you Pika-Ruutu!
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..um I am so cool, I am like ice cold and uh..

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JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
You're trapped on a deserted island, and you're allowed to take only one thing. What do you choose: Dildo or your favourite book?
books.i loathe sex toys. i'm too small for that shit and i feel kind of bad for women who can't get themselves off without them.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
books.i loathe sex toys. i'm too small for that shit and i feel kind of bad for women who can't get themselves off without them.

you forgot to mention that you can easily manufacturer a dildo out of a coconut if you really needed it.


i wont mention any names but GSB sent me one that he hand carved this last fall.
 
i wont mention any names but GSB sent me one that he hand carved this last fall.

Funny you should mention that because when I was in the ninth grade I actually carved a wooden dildo during my math, chemistry, physics, and ecology classes. We had the same teacher for all of them, and he would let us do shit that was unimaginable to most teachers (he would let us smoke in class, he would bring in porn magazines and let the boys gather around his desk and browse through it before class, we would sometimes pin him in the corner of the room and everyone would smash him against the wall, he taught me the proper way to light a paper airplane on fire if I wanted it to remain lit during its trajectory between my seat and the class idiot's seat, he once let us stuff a little Korean kid in a locker, among many, many other things). Since he was a dick to us (in spite of letting us do all the shit I just mentioned, and more, if there was a disciplinary issue at school he was the one that would deal with it, and he was not lenient when it came to discipline. That, and he was a really tough teacher), I made the wooden dick for him to shove up his ass. He gladly took my present, and proceeded to to turn it into a hood ornament for his car, in case he ever rear-ended a truck and it would go into the tailpipe. :D
 
Cool story bro

Well, I'm glad you found it entertaining :)sarcasm:); however, I was responding to what squallumz said, hence the fact that I quoted his post. There's no need to be snarky. I think I'm done with this thread, anyway.
 
Don't worry. GSB's willpower is pretty weak, and he will come back unable to resist you.

Come back? I'm pretty sure that whole "done with this thread" thing was just a show to try and earn himself a spanking. I'm willing to bet he likes to be abused, otherwise he'd probably have left Freeones ages ago...

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