JaanaRuutu
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Well, i watched it from age 2-7, so i guess I was one big Kindergarten douche.Only the loser/douchbag kids were watching that.
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Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I'm guilty of watching it but I was 9 and had a crush on Amy Jo Johnson.
Redundancy Detected.
Douchery is the default setting for most small children as they don't know any better.
It's also the default setting for a lot of Internet message board posters. They do generally know better, but they're assholes. So... yeah.
Vanilla Bear
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I'm guilty of watching it but I was 9 and had a crush on Amy Jo Johnson.
I concur.
I was shocked when she said the word butt in the Power Rangers movie..how very pg-13 of her.
So what are we gonna do when I take you to Disneyland?
Teacups and the Haunted Mansion...?
You're trapped on a deserted island, and you're allowed to take only one thing. What do you choose: Dildo or your favourite book?
JaanaRuutu
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books.i loathe sex toys. i'm too small for that shit and i feel kind of bad for women who can't get themselves off without them.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
you forgot to mention that you can easily manufacturer a dildo out of a coconut if you really needed it.
i wont mention any names but GSB sent me one that he hand carved this last fall.
Funny you should mention that because when I was in the ninth grade I actually carved a wooden dildo during my math, chemistry, physics, and ecology classes. We had the same teacher for all of them, and he would let us do shit that was unimaginable to most teachers (he would let us smoke in class, he would bring in porn magazines and let the boys gather around his desk and browse through it before class, we would sometimes pin him in the corner of the room and everyone would smash him against the wall, he taught me the proper way to light a paper airplane on fire if I wanted it to remain lit during its trajectory between my seat and the class idiot's seat, he once let us stuff a little Korean kid in a locker, among many, many other things). Since he was a dick to us (in spite of letting us do all the shit I just mentioned, and more, if there was a disciplinary issue at school he was the one that would deal with it, and he was not lenient when it came to discipline. That, and he was a really tough teacher), I made the wooden dick for him to shove up his ass. He gladly took my present, and proceeded to to turn it into a hood ornament for his car, in case he ever rear-ended a truck and it would go into the tailpipe.
JaanaRuutu
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Cool story bro
Well, I'm glad you found it entertaining
sarcasm; however, I was responding to what squallumz said, hence the fact that I quoted his post. There's no need to be snarky. I think I'm done with this thread, anyway.JaanaRuutu
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Hey! I was just playing.Well, I'm glad you found it entertaining
Hey! I was just playing.
Don't worry. GSB's willpower is pretty weak, and he will come back unable to resist you.
Come back? I'm pretty sure that whole "done with this thread" thing was just a show to try and earn himself a spanking. I'm willing to bet he likes to be abused, otherwise he'd probably have left Freeones ages ago...
Maggie Green
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What's your most favorite food?
Why is GSB addicted to shoving a wooden dildo up his ass?
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