NFL '25 Season Thread

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

Tampa was kind enough to lose to Miami so if Carolina had won today, they would be division champs. If they beaten New Orleans either time - division champs.

Week 18 at Tampa for all the marbles - NFC South title and the home playoff loss that comes with it this year.
 
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If Atlanta wins their next two games (tonight vs LAR, Sunday vs Saints) then Carolina would win the division even if they were to lose on Saturday. This would be doubly amusing to me because they would win the division despite a losing record, 8-9 in this case.
 
If Atlanta wins their next two games (tonight vs LAR, Sunday vs Saints) then Carolina would win the division even if they were to lose on Saturday. This would be doubly amusing to me because they would win the division despite a losing record, 8-9 in this case.

You mean like the 2010 Seattle Seahawks, which won their division going 7-9?
 
For the sake of completion:

The 2020 Washington Football Team won the NFC East with a 7-9 record. Interestingly enough, they were coached by Ron Rivera who coached the 2014 Carolina Panthers. So Ron Rivera coached teams have won the NFC South and East divisions with losing records.

The 2022 Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the NFC South with an 8-9 record.

A losing team has never won their division in the AFC.
 
Interesting article grading this year's first round picks. Regarding the G-Mens:

3. Abdul Carter, OLB, New York Giants: B​

Sacks didn't come in droves for Carter, who didn't net his first full one until December and has just four on the season. But he has 3 ½ in his last four contests, and his 66 pressures – which ranks eighth among all players – better illustrate his effectiveness as a pass rusher. Still, Carter's campaign has been clouded by interim coach Mike Kafka benching him twice for the start of games as a disciplinary measure. He'll have to figure out how to better parlay his initial disruptiveness into a better finishing touch, but a breakout could be ahead in Year 2 if he aligns himself well with a new coaching staff.

25. Jaxson Dart, QB, Giants: B-​

Maybe this seems like a low mark for a player who was essentially the only source of hope for the Giants in a lost season. Dart, however, hasn't enjoyed the same kind of progress as a pocket passer that some of his other peers in the class have. Despite providing Big Blue a sizable spark with his running ability, Dart will have to be a more composed and reliable presence under center next season and beyond. And while he's waved off calls for him to dial back his devil-may-care running style, staying on the field will be a vital step in the early stages of his growth.

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8. Tetairoa McMillan, WR, Carolina Panthers: A-​

All that pre-draft scrutiny surrounding McMillan was rendered moot rather quickly, as the towering wideout carried a still suspect passing ****** that was woefully short on legitimate threats on the perimeter. The 6-5, 212-pound target answered many of the questions about his route-running with a much more polished approach than he showed at Arizona, making him an even more formidable downfield weapon than his frame and catch radius would suggest. But even while accounting for more than 30% of the team's receiving yards, McMillan has perhaps hit the ceiling of what he can do to overcome the offense's limitations through the air. In a class lacking any truly elite first-year players, however, he'd be a worthy Offensive Rookie of the Year selection.

That's nice. This rookie class has been a breath of fresh air and a big reason why they have shown improvement this season. Looking forward to what this front office can do with another offseason.
 
Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

They had several very questionable calls go against them but that did not lose them the game.

Now we wait on the results of the Atlanta - New Orleans game today to see which team with a losing record will host a playoff game next week.
 
LADIES . . .

AND . . .

GENTLEMAN . . .

THE 2025 CAROLINA PANTHERS ARE NFC SOUTH DIVISION CHAMPIONS!!!!

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AHHHAHAHHAHAHH AAHHHA HAHHA HHAHHAHHHAHHHA

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS, BAKER?

NFC SOUTH CHAMPS!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
It is so beautiful. Too long have we been from her arms makes it all the sweeter to feel her warm embrace again.

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Alright, that's enough of that.

The arcane arithmetic of NFL tiebreaking mathematics has determined that Carolina is the least appalling franchise in the NFL's worst division.

I am delighted. Truly delighted.
 
Black Monday is here:

Atlanta has fired Raheem Morris and GM Terry Fontenot.

Cleveland has fired Kevin Stefanski.

Las Vegas has fired Pete Carroll after only one season.

Arizona has fired Jonathan Gannon.
 
In a surprising move, Baltimore has fired John Harbaugh. He goes right to the top of the list of available coaching candidates.
 
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Miami has fired Mike McDaniel.

It was reported that John Harbaugh's agent had been contacted by a team who did not, at the time, have a coaching vacancy. Reasonable to think that team was the Dolphins.
 
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This year's All-Pro Team has been announced:

First team​

Offense​

Quarterback — Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams
Running Back — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta
Fullback — Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco
Wide Receivers — Puka Nacua, Los Angeles Rams; Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Seattle; Ja’Marr Chase, Cincinnati
All Purpose — Christian McCaffrey, San Francisco
Tight End — Trey McBride, Arizona
Left Tackle — Garrett Bolles, Denver
Left Guard — Joe Thuney, Chicago
Center — Creed Humphrey, Kansas City
Right Guard — Quinn Meinerz, Denver
Right Tackle — Penei Sewell, Detroit

Defense​

Edge Rushers — Myles Garrett, Cleveland; Will Anderson Jr., Houston; Micah Parsons, Green Bay
Interior Linemen — Jeffery Simmons, Tennessee; Zach Allen, Denver
Linebackers — Jack Campbell, Detroit; Jordyn Brooks, Miami
Cornerbacks — Derek Stingley Jr., Houston; Quinyon Mitchell, Philadelphia
Slot cornerback — Cooper DeJean, Philadelphia
Safeties — Kyle Hamilton, Baltimore; Kevin Byard, Chicago

Special Teams​

Placekicker — Will Reichard, Minnesota
Punter — Jordan Stout, Baltimore
Kick Returner — Ray Davis, Buffalo
Punt Returner — Chimere Dike, Tennessee
Special Teamer — Devon Key, Denver
Long Snapper — Ross Matiscik, Jacksonville

Second team​



Offense​

Quarterback — Drake Maye, New England
Running Back — James Cook, Buffalo
Fullback — Patrick Ricard, Baltimore
Wide Receivers — George Pickens, Dallas; Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit; Chris Olave, New Orleans
All Purpose — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta
Tight End — Kyle Pitts, Atlanta
Left Tackle — Trent Williams, San Francisco
Left Guard — Quenton Nelson, Indianapolis
Center — Aaron Brewer, Miami
Right Guard — Chris Lindstrom, Atlanta
Right Tackle — Darnell Wright, Chicago

Defense​

Edge Rushers — Brian Burns, New York Giants; Danielle Hunter, Houston; Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit
Interior Linemen — Leonard Williams, Seattle; Cameron Heyward, Pittsburgh
Linebackers — Devin Lloyd, Jacksonville; Ernest Jones IV, Seattle
Cornerbacks — Patrick Surtain II, Denver; Devon Witherspoon, Seattle
Slot cornerback — Derwin James, Los Angeles Chargers
Safeties — Jessie Bates III, Atlanta; (asterisk)-Talanoa Hufanga, Denver; (asterisk)-Xavier McKinney, Green Bay

Special teams​

Placekicker — Brandon Aubrey, Dallas
Punter — Michael Dickson, Seattle
Kick Returner — Kavontae Turpin, Dallas
Punt Returner — Marcus Jones, New England
Special Teamer — Del’Shawn Phillips, Los Angeles Chargers
Long Snapper — Andrew DePaola, Minnesota
 
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