My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.

I hate it. It's like 6 inches with not that much girth, but my girl--who I've been with for 2 years now--says she loves it. I always seem to make her shake and shit, and she drips like a faucet, but I just HATE it! It's too fucking small.. But I do have good hands because I played hockey forever, so I'm really a surgen when it comes to the sack. I got the G-spot down cold.

I read a Maxim years ago where they interviewed a bunch of women, and alot of them were sayin that big dicks hurt and shit, and some of them were sayin they had to leave their men because it was too damn painful, but still, I'm thinking about gettin those pills or using something to get a nice big wang.

Any comments?
 
Pray it doesn't malfuction or explode..then you will know the true meaning of what it means to be a "surgeon down on the sack".

Six inches IS the average. Pornstar dicks are overrated. Black men DO have average six inches, not all are horse dicks. Women can shake, rattle and roll regardless of te drum sticks size, it's all about the beat and passion. It's all hype. Don't be ashamed. She likes it, right?

...but maybe one day that statement under your name will hold true. Just be careful...
 
whats the problem here? if your girl is satisfied, then dont fuck it up!

I always complain, but she is always pissed when I talk about it. She always says she loves it, but I could destroy with a bigger one. I'm not even getting into how i have to act in public and shit. Highschool was brutal, cause I never wanted to have that rumor spread, ya' know.

She's a smaller gal (about 5-6, 115), and that's another thing: I see nice curvey woman all the time and I drule and shit, but my tiny ass cock would'nt do nothin, know what I mean.

I love them those nice curvey women, like supermodels and stuff, but I don't think I would do nothin with spike if I got in the sack with one!
 
Buy the pills.

They work. Really!


cheers,
 
I always complain, but she is always pissed when I talk about it. She always says she loves it, but I could destroy with a bigger one. I'm not even getting into how i have to act in public and shit. Highschool was brutal, cause I never wanted to have that rumor spread, ya' know.

She's a smaller gal (about 5-6, 115), and that's another thing: I see nice curvey woman all the time and I drule and shit, but my tiny ass cock would'nt do nothin, know what I mean.

I love them those nice curvey women, like supermodels and stuff, but I don't think I would do nothin with spike if I got in the sack with one!

lol. It's just insecurities man. and maybe your delusional..since when are supermodels curvy?

If your concerned, check out the "black chicks fucking white guys" thread. Some of those women are CURVY and mm-m-mm so scrumptious...and those guys were all pretty average and they handled the booty and the booty left satisfied with cum dripping off her eyelids and chin...
 
Seriously? Don't bullshit.

Is it the ones with that gay ass commercial with that smiling dorky ass white dude on TV all the time?

In-N-Out - That's what a hamburger's all about
 
lol. It's just insecurities man. and maybe your delusional..since when are supermodels curvy?

If your concerned, check out the "black chicks fucking white guys" thread. Some of those women are CURVY and mm-m-mm so scrumptious...and those guys were all pretty average and they handled the booty.

Well, my stamina is impecable. I wake up everyday to morning wood. I mean, it's like a switch, WHENEVER I want a hard on, spike is ready. Even when I am drunk and I drink ALOT--I'm a fuckin drunk (5 days a week at least) and I still get rock to my women, and almost all women for that matter.

lol. It's just insecurities man. and maybe your delusional..since when are supermodels curvy?

If your concerned, check out the "black chicks fucking white guys" thread. Some of those women are CURVY and mm-m-mm so scrumptious...and those guys were all pretty average and they handled the booty and the booty left satisfied with cum dripping off her eyelids and chin...

Think Victoria Silvstedt. She's curvy, but dope as hell; like a supermodel.
 
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What's the problem?

Your girl likes it...so everything is ok.
Size doesn't matters...well...at least 4 inches...
But is not your size that make sex beautyful.

The first thing is how you stimulate her.
The second one is your duration...this is the real problem.
 
Think Victoria Silvstedt. She's curvy, but dope as hell; like a supermodel.

Yeah, she aint my type, but trust, if you got what homeboy above me said- duration- you all set. Just rock it. FOreplay...get it going. U could make a Cherokee D.Ass have a big O! and she got a big B(ooty).

have her lay on her back and her head hang off the bed..stick it in and all the way down..if you can see it in her throat..ur set. if u cant..u have a problem. and most men can see their dicks in any chicks throat.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Hm. Its threads like this that make having a thicker, longer cock all that much better. ::peers down my pants:: 'Sup, cock?
 
Yeah, she aint my type, but trust, if you got what homeboy above me said- duration- you all set. Just rock it. FOreplay...get it going. U could make a Cherokee D.Ass have a big O! and she got a big B(ooty).

have her lay on her back and her head hang off the bed..stick it in and all the way down..if you can see it in her throat..ur set. if u cant..u have a problem. and most men can see their dicks in any chicks throat.

She doesn't like it when I choke her when she is sucking my dick, I always try to fuck her throat, but it don't work, she don't like it.

But yea, I know how to play with her. She told me once I "make her feel like a woman," because one night I was just going all over her body playin with her with my lips, gettin her all hypervenhalating (<--typo).

Like I said, I got that part down, but it just seems like it needs to be a little bigger for that extra level.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
She's tiny and your hung like a church mouse. Sounds like a perfect match to me!

Hm. Its threads like this that make having a thicker, longer cock all that much better. ::peers down my pants:: 'Sup, cock?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:











(j/k) about the church mouse thing! :D
 
She's tiny and your hung like a church mouse. Sounds like a perfect match to me!















(j/k) about the church mouse thing! :D

Maybe I need an Asian girl. :D

Man them Asian girls are tiny. :1orglaugh

I'm a pretty-boy white man, and, problem is, I like big (not fat big) thick white women like Victoria Silvstedt.

They used to always run those adds in Penthouse (with the square large penis enhancement) and I always thought about that. I'm still an undergrad though, so don't have the money for that shit.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
From what I understand none of that penile enhancement shit works. It's all just a gimmick to make money by praying on the insecurities of every man on the planet! Relax. What you got is what you got, your stuck with it. Barring some unforeseen and very unfortunate accident that is!

If your girl likes it the accept it. Maybe it's the perfect fit for her. I don't have a pornstar cock, but I've never had any complaints either! So I'm not exactly proud of what I'm packing but I never let any of my conquests know that!
 

satyrsam

The Anal Connoisseur
You're dick can't be too small, it's all about how you use it. If she likes you're dick than you have the right woman for you and if she doesn't that she wants to leave you but can't say it. Man all you need if 4''.
 
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