> Movie Mash-up <

Simple idea...

Take two movie titles (or more if you wish) and create a new and bizarre sounding movie.
Include a brief description of what your 'mashed-up movie' is all about.



eg

Close encounters of the third kind + Mary Poppins = Close encounters of the Mary Poppins kind
A smalltown somewhere in the mid-west of the USA, is plagued by sightings of brightly-lit, British nannies in the sky..
One man becomes obsessed with finding out about the nannies.
He builds a nanny out of mashed potatoes, gets sunburned by a flashing nanny and is eventually taken away in the 'Mother-nanny'


Jaws + The spy who loved me = The spy who loved Jaws

Russian agent becomes obsessed with sharks, to the point where she falls in love with one of them.
A british secret agent is sent to kill her shark-like lover and put an end to that sort of nonsense.


Beverly Hills Cop + Hellraiser = Beverly Hills Hellraiser

A cocky, drunken hellraiser, from Detroit, goes to posh Beverly Hills and sees how drunk, wild and annoying he can be, whilst avoiding the local, gormless, police department.
He is so successful at being an annoying piss-head, that he does it three times..



The Magnificent Seven + Cannonball Run = The Seven Magnificent Cannonballs

An exciting coast-to-coast race between seven cannonballs, is disrupted when Mexican bandits try to stop the race.
Several of the cannonballs are killed during the battles, but eventually they bomb the bandits.





Obviously, these are rubbish attempts, by me.. but hey, I don't get paid enough to come up with anything better.(Now that I think of it.. I don't get paid at all.. :mad: )
But I'll bet thet YOU can think of something better... :hatsoff:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Behind The Green Door + The Sound Of Music=

The Sound Of Music Behind The Green Door--a couple of zany, start-up porn producers go to a convent in the hills of Austria to find actresses for their newest "project." Hilarity and songs ensue. They do pretty well until their biggest actress leaves to become Baron von Strappedon's governess.
 
The Italian Job + Naked Gun = The Naked Italian Job
A gang of kinky criminals decide to rob the local pizzeria, whilst nude.
Much hilarity, as they make off with the days takings of £89.45, before crashing their pizza van over the edge of a not particularly high kerb.


Die Hard + Men in Black = Hard Men, Die in Black
A tough New York cop finds himself trapped in a UFO in his best black Tux n tails..
He has to find a way of killing the alien crew and get the UFO back to earth..
Not before he has crawled through several access tubes and hidden in a few cubby holes.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Three Men And A Baby + Terminator =

Three Men And A Terminator--Three available and fatherly men are inexplicably drawn into a living arrangement, when suddenly one of the men gets a surprise at the door: a T-1000 Skynet infant, sent into the future to kill his father. Laughter ensues as the fumbling trio must learn how to change a diaper without electrocuting themselves, making WD-390 titanium baby formula at three in the morning, and singing soothing lullabies while dodging bullets. The story comes to a tense and action-packed finale as the cyborg baby's real mother--A Skynet T-X cyborg electronic female killing machine--arrives from the future to take her child back. :eek:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hotel For Dogs + Big Daddy =

Hotel For Big Daddy

Adam Sandler stars in this magical comedy, based loosely on the hardcore pornographic film, "Mr. Jones Gets His Dick Sucked And The Ho-Tel Errybody."

Sandler plays Jeff Jones, a washed-up baseball player who needs some direction in life. After being injured during a hit and run involving a cab, leaving him unable to play baseball, Jones must find a new path of life which will help him take care of himself and, an unforeseen problem.

That problem? Christie Hawthorne, his best friend's 14 year old daughter. Christie's father is away on business quite frequently, leaving her behind with no one to look up to. Jeff and Christie quickly form a bond and develop a strong friendship with one another.

One day, during a walk through the city, Jeff and Christie stumble across an abandoned hotel. Christie beings sneaking out to the hotel and eventually transforms it into a sexed-up brothel. How can a 14 year old girl do such a thing and get away with it? Because, that 14 year old girl is actually...a 47 year old Asian man named Sing Tsu, dressed up in a Halloween costume.

As luck would have it, Sing Tsu is the best handjob-giver in the land and the business flourishes. Jeff and Sing share adventures, stories, laughter, tears and dirty, unadulterated sexual experiences. Follow along as the two grow closer together in this wonderful story of life, love and ass fucking homos.

Rated PG-13
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Bridges Of Madison County + Billy Madison =

Bridges Of Billy Madison

In this long awaited sequel, Billy Madison uses his fortune from Madison Hotels to start a sister company; Madison Bridges.

Madison Bridges was started with the intention of building bridges that would connect neighboring cities, offering an easily accessible way to commute from town to town. The company was built on a billion dollar idea, but quickly took a turn for the worse. Billy Madison, in a drunk stupor, decided that Madison Bridges should change gears and go into the celebrity wrangling business. Instead of building bridges, they kidnapped Bridges; Jeff Bridges.

And then, they fingered him.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Billy Madison's whacky adventures in celebrity kidnappings during 2010's release...

Freddy Krueger Got Fingered
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So, nobody plays this game but us, huh? Either we're that awesome or we're that sucky. Either way...I'LL TAKE IT!!!
 
Super Man and Iron Man

Super Iron

A old domestic iron breaks down and no longer functions properly with electricity, so it buys some batteries and makes itself a self powering pack.

Now it gets hotter than ever but finds it instantly burns through all the capes and super hero costumes it is sent to iron.

Finally a jealous George Foreman grill steals Super Iron's prototype battery pack and challenges him/it to and ironing contest that as it happens Super Iron wins easily because the George Foreman grill crimps everything up it tries to iron out.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Debbie Does Dallas + Alice In Wonderland =

Debbie Does Alice In Wonderland

Debbie, a horny cheerleader from Dallas, TX, has a dream one night about a fantastical world; Wonderland. In her dream, she meets a crazy man called The Mad Hatter. The Mad Hatter likes hats. In fact, he likes them so much that he has sex with them. Anyway...

The Mad Hatter kidnaps Debbie and puts in her prison. While she was being held captive, she befriend her cell mate, Alice. They have sex at one point, making the title of the movie to be totally not a lie. Oh yeah, and there's also some pretty cool robots and stuff too. So, that's pretty awesome, huh?
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
E.Tunsty--An adorable, wrinkled little alien fucker is left behind by his fellow fuzzy planetary researchers on a distant world, where he is discovered by a group of immature and oversexed forum posters. The thoughtful perverts from Earth accept him as a friend, until fate and boredom force him to return to his native planet Tunstyanus by calling back his spacecraft, using an advanced communications device he makes out of a car battery, a vibrator, some eggshells and a copy of Penthouse.
 
Stranger Than Fiction + Pulp Fiction = Stranger Than Pulp Fiction

Sleeping With The Enemy + She's Having A Baby = She's Sleeping With The Enemy's Baby
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
The Deep + Driving Miss Daisy = Driving Deep Into Miss Daisy

A horny sub-aquatic rescue team has been away from the mainland for months, until the leader of the team--Roscoe "Big Tree" Washington--is reassigned to be the chauffeur for the naval commander's aging grandmother. Although the team encounters a strange, alien life deep under the ocean waves, Washington is too busy, trying to satisfy the commander's grandmother's newly-awakened sexuality. The laughs and excitement reach a climax when Ros finds out he's been fucking the queen of the oceanic alien race.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Porky's + All The President's Men = Porking All The President's Men

The tumultuous 1970s melds with the carefree 1950s as a wacky Nixon administration experiment in time travel results in the transportation of a group of sex-starved soda shop misfits into the crazy realm of backstabbing Republican politics. Yes, Peepee and his nutty gang must make sense of their sudden appearance at the Watergate Hotel during the 1972 Democratic National Convention. Instead of chasing lactating high school hotties, the gang must pursue G. Gordon Liddy and E. Howard Hunt in an attempt to clear their names from a growing list of conspirators implicated by newspaper reporters in the break-in at the convention. The high schoolers' relentless libido won't stop them from seeking a sexual solution to their problem--even if it involves a rampant and lustful liaison with Howard Dean and John Ehrlichman. Yes, no holds are barred as Peepee and his high school group get tied up in some pretty crazy scams--like their planned gangbang of Elizabeth Ray and their money-popping romp as they watch Henry "Hank" Kissinger dance nude on stage.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
American Pie + King Kong = American Kong--A lustful gang of pubescent pirates and filmmakers hike a stolen freighter bound for an island they think is inhabited by teenaged nymphos. Problem is, the island is really populated by crazy fucking wild savages, dinosaurs, giant insects, and one big goddamned gorilla. Still, the wayward group of sex-starved schoolers hope to find at least a tree stump to relieve their volcanic desires. Their wishes are granted when a Norweigan exchange student who was kidnapped to be a sacrifice to the island's monkey god shows up to teach the sensually backward clan the meaning of "biology."
 
Ghandi + Fight Club + Dr Strangelove or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. =
Dr. Strangelove or, How I learned to stop worrying about Fight Club and love Ghandi

a U.S. major finds himself on the verge of insanity after forgetting to set his recorder to tape 'Fight Club'.
He is eventually calmed down on realising that he can actually rent the movie from his local Blockbuster store..
unfortunately, due to a mix-up at the store, he finds himself with a copy of Ghandi, instead.
After watching the movie and with much confusion, the major remarks that there was a lot less fighting than he would have hoped for, but he won't drop a nuke on India after all, just everyone else..



Debbie does Dallas + Tootsie = Tootsie Does Dallas

Recently separated man decides to get his sexual kicks by dressing up like Hilary Clinton, calling himself Tootsie and setting out to bed as many Rich Texan Oil-Barons as possible.
Much hilarity as he manages to get the Oil-Barons to gush 'White-Gold' and make him a rich transvestite.
 

kristoflaw10

Closed Account
Insatiable + Pinocchio = Pinocchio is Insatiable

A tale of a wooden boy's journey to manhood. The tale begins within a small village of Dildo Island wherein resides the master woodcraft Marylin. Marylin begins to carve an unprecedented dildo when it begins to speak, so she carves a boy from the magical wood.

The boy is a terrible liar throughout his child-hood and a mystical cricket appears as he enters his late teens and informs him that he will remain a wooden man as long as he tells fibs. Pinocchio does not care but doesn't realize his penis will grow with each lie.

As the lies continue his penis continues to grow and while at first quite proud Pinocchio begins to realize the women of the village, will not leave him alone and having noticed as well, constantly goad him into lies.

*spoiler alert* As the tale progresses, Pinocchio no longer cares about fibs and becomes insatiable.


***Pinocchio is red hot and wild in this sensational scorching sizzler! He tosses inhibitions to the wind in a flaming frenzy of luscious lust unequaled in adult films.***
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
A Streetcar Named Desire + I Am Sam= A Streetcar Named Sam

A retarded Polish factory worker who enjoys bowling and movies with his awkward friends becomes the tormentor of his lawyer wife's seductive Southern sister. Things get even more confusing when their sudden sexual interlude at the back of the "special" bus results in the birth of a highly intelligent mutant blond girl who decides to take over the family. The tears and excitement flow when the Pole's wife kicks him out of the house and sues him for child support, and the sister is committed to an asylum after being forced to watch "Kramer vs Kramer" over and over again.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
Crank. Ultraviolet. Kingpin.

A tall swarthy man calls his ex wife, invites her around for a game of darts. Except they are going to be throwing them at a loser dude who cost the drug lord his deal. A tall, drop dead gorgeous blonde enters the room where the man is seated, smirking at the poor critter tied against a wall. She stalks over to the man, plants a kiss on him, then glides over to the loser. "Not your luck day, huh?" she purrs. Just then a canister crashes into the room through a window. The throaty roar of an Audi outside causes their heads to whip around in fright. "It's the bloody transporter" the man snarls. "I thought you killed him?" his girfriend screams. Smoke pours into the room. The two run out to leave the loser to choke. The transporter kicks out the rest of the window. He is dressed in a smart suit, using a gas mask. He slices the rope around the hapless fellows arms. "Come with me" he growls. They step outside, when 300 ninjas suddenly appear. The transporter takes them all on, defeating them. He throws loser dude into the car. They take off, the Audi snarling as it responds to the quick changes in gears. "Who the hell are you?" the transporter asks. "Who the hell am I? Who the hell are you?" the bowler cries. "Why, what...you nearly choked me to death back there." The transporter, answers calmly, "I can always take you back." The bowler answers, "No, no that's fine. I lost money that I borrowed from the drug lord.."
"What, you borrowed money from Carlos? Are you crazy?" "HEY, I needed it to enter the bowling championships, OK?!" "You bowl? Hang on, your'e that guy - the champion bowler. Hey, I'm sorry."
"No. It's ok. Hey stop, There's my girl." "Your - she's your girl? Wowzer." "Hey, she's mine." A slender, sexy, blonde gets in the car after they stop. They speed off into the sunset.

The end.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Meet Me In St. Louis + Body Double = Meet My Double In St. Louis

Judy Garland has a wonderful time waiting for the arrival of the fair and her sweetheart in Missouri, until a maniac despondent and jilted actor kills her in her hotel room using a power drill and a orchestra director's baton. The horrific crime is witnessed by the killer's sucker friend, a fellow actor who promises to forget the whole thing if Judy's father agrees to move to New York so that he can continue killing in the Big Apple while he sets up his dumbass friend as the perpetrator. Fun and revulsion ensues as the wanton wayfarer finds out that Judy wasn't the one he saw dancing nude in the window, but Vincente Minnelli instead.
 
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