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[nightwanker]

The Great Escape + The Defiant Ones = The Great Esacape of the Defiant Ones

A bunch of allied prisoners of war, who are shackled together, most of them either British or American, must co-operate in order to survive.


Die Hard + Hard Candy = Die Hard Candy

Hayley Stark and her dad John McClane are invited to a teenagers christmas party at Nighthawks café. During the evening, pedophile terrorists break into the building and take the party goers hostage. Hayley and John escape detection and manage to hide throughout the building, killing the sexual predators one by one. In the course of events, the pedophiles take McClane hostage to persuade Hayley to surrender - which she does not do. When Hayley meets the sexual predator's leader, Jeff Gruber a climactic battle ensues and Gruber finally jumps off the buildings roof.


Me, Myself & Irene + Paul Blart: Mall Cop = Me, Myself & Paul Blart

 

[tunsty]

The best little whorehouse in Texas + The wizard of Oz = The best little whorehouse in Oz

Adult version of the classic film.
Dorothy, getting bored with her day-to-day life and desperate for some sexual kicks, decides to go back to Oz and start up a whorehouse.
First customers are her old pals Mr Tinman, Mr Scarecrow and Mr Lion..

Mr Scarecrow tries to get dorothy in the hay, but on unzipping his flies, finds that his cock is also made of hay and therefore useless.

Mr Lion attempts a doggy-style, but chickens out at the last minute.

Mr Tinman however, does manage to give Dorothy a screw...

followed by a couple of bolts and a packet of nails.

 

[maildude]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home + Hair! = Love, Freedom, And Humpback Whales !!

Yes, it's the wild Sixties back again in this riotous musical romp, when a mysterious spaceship from another world approaches Earth, threatening to repopulate the planet with radical, free-loving hippies...unless the starship Free Enterprise can travel back into the past to find extinct humpbacked whales, proving to the malevolent visitors that big corporations really do care about nature. William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy star as Captain deKlerk and his faithful second-in-command Stock, whose desperate voyage to save the world from free-thinking tyranny results in a crazy mix-up--sending the peace-loving leader of the alien race to Vietnam instead of deKlerk's nephew Claude.

 

[maildude]

My Left Foot + Fatal Attraction= My Fatal Left Foot Attraction

Daniel Day-Lewis shines as Christy Brown, the first cerebral palsy-stricken Irishman to make police detective. While attempting to fall off the toilet while getting ready for work, Brown meets Alex Forrest, a horny female neighbor who secretly wants to rule his somewhat meager life. The tragedy-headed pair attempt soccer, poetry and sex while Alex prepares a special dinner for her beleaguered cripple--including rabbit stew and turnips. The film culminates in a tense and bizarre bathroom sequence I don't even want to discuss. Rated R for crude potty humor, having to look at Glenn Close naked, and slobbering.

 

[nightwanker]

Life of American Pie ( = Life of Pi + American Pie )

On a lifeboat: Four good friends from western Michigan make a pact to lose their virginity before the boat arrives.
They share the boat with an apple pie. Well, and a tiger, who likes pie...