Most degrading/intense/immoral or scandalous thing youve ever done sexually???

[megamega]

Used to go to my mates house ages back and he had this dog.Who was a bit too friendly - you know the type right :dunno:

Anyway I used to play along with it and I would stick my leg out and it would start shagging it.If you cant imagine what that looks like.If you can't then say if you tried to climb up a rope then that how the dog was positioned on my leg.The relationship went on for 6 months until one day my mates dad was sitting in the living room reading the paper the dog just seen his leg and went for it.Of course his dad went mental and he kicked the shit out of it..i didn't go back there much longer after that :1orglaugh

that's mean man, why kick a dog.

 

[plucap]

I wish my life was half as twisted as some of you guys here :o

 

[DrMotorcity]

Engaging in a sexual encounter with the Director of the American Civil Liberties Union in the women's room of Hamtramck International Airport & Pager Mart.

 

[sundog]

Engaging in a sexual encounter with the Director of the American Civil Liberties Union in the women's room of Hamtramck International Airport & Pager Mart.

Good doctor, there is no Hamtramck International Airport. There's Metro, then there's the crappy Detroit City Airport. Closest thing to a runway in Hamtown is Jos. Campau.

 

[guard189]

this girl i used to mess with was a great fuck, she loved talking dirty, telling me things to do to her, she would blow me but would never swallow, so one day were in the car and she goes down on me, the last time she blew me i came in her mouth and she spitit out, so as im driving just as im about to cum i pushed the window lock button, it was winter time, when she tired to roll down the window i told her it was broken....she had no choice....gulp.

 

[calvin_vandele]

I once had sex with a girlfriend's mother while my girlfriend was asleep in the next room with a migraine.

I've also had sex with twins at the same time.

Oh yeah, and I farted under the duvet once and pushed my girlfriend's head under...

first two are bs. the third might have really happened.

 

[BlueBalls]

I fucked Margaret Thatcher in the ass. Not in her hot 80's days but ... yesterday.

 

[mrtrebus]

I fellated a panda. . .they'll do anything for a bit of Bamboo!!

 

[fewmany]

Yiikes, Dude!

 

[elros]

i had a sex with my friends mom. she has a great ass still. 3 years ago, when i went to my friends home to go out together. he said that he had to take a shower. i said "ok. i will wait you." when he was in bathroom. i went his moms room, take her panties, bras. then she came to room. i was so afraid if she tells anybody. she said me not to have enough time. and we had suddenly sex in her room. i was so embrassed but so unbelievable too. i still remember her. she was so great.

 

[mrtrebus]

I once had sex with the lights on!!

 

[Red Spyder]

I guess the most "immoral" thing I've done was sex with a married woman once, but that relationship didn't last long, she was attractive but I couldn't stand being in her filthy, smelly place and she smelled like she hadn't showered in a week and had never EVER douched....and she wanted me to go down on her. Fishy smell, okay, rotten fishy smell, no thanks.

 

[Facetious]

It's no wonder why a tyranny is so nearest us, with threads like this.

The mention of animals in any context, in this thread sorta makes me puke.
On second thought ^ Fish . . OK I guess.

ukey: :helpme:

 

[gunslingingbird]

This girl that I used to fuck was giving me head one time, and I decided to try something different. Instead of telling her anything I just kept quiet. Just as I was about to jizz I thought of what her reaction would be and I started laughing out loud. She took my dick out of her mouth to ask what was so funny, but the words never came out of her mouth, since her face got splattered before she could say anything. I'll never forget the pissed off look on her face when that happened. "You weren't gonna say anything!" No shit, bitch! What was your first hint? :1orglaugh

 

[alonso.joce]

Well this happened when i was in college and wanting to date this girl.But she was bloody rude and laughed at my date proposal in front of her equally bimbette mates.
So i spread a slow but steady rumour bout her that she secretly fucks 60 year old men.And boy to my utter surprise it really kicked in and spread like a wild fire.
Her last month in college was spent silently as everyone believed in it and she was a mess.
I feel sorry sometimes but then i remember her two mates laughing at me when i asked her out and then it doesnt feel that bad.