More nighttime shenanigans...seriously, can 2013 be over already?

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
So, the last night time we had night time shenanigans (and not the good type under the covers), my husband played spotlight on a bunch of robbers and helped the police catch them.

Last night there was more adventure. Someone apparently chose our shed, out of all the sheds in this alley, to dump diesel fuel on and light on fire.

burnt-shed.jpg


Started just after midnight, had the fire truck, police, and whatnot all in the back of that little alley. We had the fire pretty much out before the fire brigade got there, our neighbors 2 gardens down brought out their hose and between the 2 of us we got it out.

Our shed was apparently where it started since we have the worst damage and it burned hot enough to go through to the other side (inpreginated so it was slow burning and didn't get to the fence). Luckily, nothing inside really got damaged. We had a freezer standing where it burned through and the cord started to melt and had a few items that were starting to smolder, but no other damage. Where we really lucked out was the fact we had a can of turpentine standing against that back wall since we've been working on painting the house. If it would have got to that, I think we'd have had to write that shed off. :eek:

Can we just end 2013 and move on yet? Please??
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
What idiot just randomly lights sheds on fire?

Dunno. Especially since our shed is the 3rd one in from the street. And the nearest petrol station is a good 15 minutes away.

Petty revenge from the night before?

I honestly think that it's revenge from our April 5th cops episode where we acted as a spotlight for the cops as they chased a few robbers through the gardens on our street.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
seems it's gonna be a terrible year, hope this would be the last trouble, if not move outta there, seek another safer place. sucks when people do these kinda things.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Stupid thing is, NOTHING ever happens in our area. It's middle to upper class, we don't even have idiot kids zooming on their scooters all night. Just random.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Youse need to call Georges in! He'll roll into town with his .454 Casull Taurus Raging Bull and his .50 cal Desert Eagle pistols and he'll polish off that ghetto trash scum like Dirty Harry during a commercial break. Maybe give him a couple of weeks though. I think he's looking into getting a .60 caliber pistol - maybe a .70... we're just not sure. Only thing we know is, ghetto trash scum shed burners run like the wind when they hear Georges is comin' to town.


P.S. Once he takes care of your problem, let me know. I need him to come over here and take care of some mean, thieving squirrels in my back yard. He might need a squad machine gun for them though.
 

Philbert

Banned
Dunno. Especially since our shed is the 3rd one in from the street. And the nearest petrol station is a good 15 minutes away.



I honestly think that it's revenge from our April 5th cops episode where we acted as a spotlight for the cops as they chased a few robbers through the gardens on our street.

Then you know where to start looking...
 
Are you sure it isn't just lurkingdirk doing some bizarre and insane courting ritual trying to impress you while he lurks? Maybe he had some marshmallows around, got hungry for some smores, and went overboard.

Seriously though, I hope this is the last of it.
 
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