Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

[Jack Davenport]

LOL she thinks South Carolina style mustard base sauce is fit to eat. Pulled pork must be cooked in a pit or a pig cooker and you use butts and shoulders with a vinegar and crushed red peppers. Epic Barbeque fail.

 

[Mariahxxx]

yeah you get paid to cook counselor? I love mustard base sauce. and pulled pork MUST be cooked in a pit on a pig cooker? how you figure? Im cooking a shoulder and feeding 5 people. Why would I do all of that for 5 people? and if you haven't watched my pulled pork video you should. that shit is epic WIN. Ive had bbq aficionados compliment me on my pulled pork video.

 

[Mariahxxx]

and excuse me...vinegar and crushed red pepper???? that's it??? that's your sauce???? lame and clearly you don't know wtf you are talking about. vinegar brown sugar red pepper are basics of a standard red sauce which I don't care for as much. but you left a lot out counselor.

 

[Jack Davenport]

For fucks sake chicky. There are 3 real locales for BBQ in this country KC Texas and NC. Memphis tries to stake claim but are a poor man's KC. Real pulled pork is cooked over wood for 8 to 12 hours and NC Style uses a tomato vinegar and red pepper flake base. SC mustard base is laughed out the building. leave BBQ to the professionals.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Bell peppers apples and Brown Sugar LMAO. You are a Californian stick to putting artichokes and Mahi Mahi on pizza. Seriovsly if you tried to pass that shit off for BBQ in Texas Missouri or NC .. Somebody could get hurt.

 

[Mariahxxx]

laughed outta the building? by whom exactly? and you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Memphis style isn't a KC knock off...Memphis style is dry rub and to me by far the best for ribs and chicken. For a sandwich though, NC bbq destroys the flavor of the pork. it's a fact that mustard enhances the flavor of pork, it doesn't drown it like soupy red sauce does.

red sauce is for meat that doesn't taste good on it's own.

just because you're a hill person doesn't mean you know shit about bbq

 

[Mariahxxx]

someone got his pussy hurt today and is on a mission to offend a total stranger. oh how I enjoy knowing there is someone who fancies himself as much as you do who is all worked into a frenzy.

where do you see brown sugar counselor? i dont put brown sugar in my pork. I am making it cuban style hill billy. learn something. travel a little to places you can't drive to for a change. experience some other cultures.

now watch folks, he's gonna tell me how he's traveled to many more latin american countries and knows more about Cuban culture than me, even though I've been there on 2 separate occasions. please counselor, go ahead. Teach me about Cuba to where you've never been and I have been, twice. I'm begging for a lesson.

 

[Mariahxxx]

as far as pizza goes, I've forgotten more about pizza in my 33 years than you will EVER know living in hick town USA. order your papa johns with pineapple and bacon like the rest of you fucking mouth breathers and shut the fuck up about pizza.

 

[Mariahxxx]

yeah this looks terrible right? lol buttermilk cole slaw to take it up a notch.

suck it counselor

 

[Mariahxxx]

and btw I am waiting on the approval of my permit so I can have my brick pizza oven built out back. the worst part of selling my previous house was leaving my brick oven behind. but now Im gonna do an entire outdoor kitchen under the lanai

 

[Jack Davenport]

Oh somebody has a sandy vag today! There are 2 styles of NC BBQ easteqn and western and the western with the red sauce is the least popular. My great uncle has one of the most popular BBQ joints in NC and has been in business for over 50 years. Vinegar base accents the flavor and breaks down the fibers nicely. But stick to your fruit salad BBQ LMAO

 

[Mariahxxx]

any time you wanna come over for a real pizza counselor you're welcome. I live right on Miller's Bayou

 

[Mariahxxx]

wtf is wrong with you? I made my pulled pork cuban style with onions and lime and peppers and apples. didn't you read that or are the banjos too loud down at the hee haw rally and keeping you from thinking clearly? it was in my initial post earlier today. I have made vinegar based sauce but its not my thing. I dont care for it.

you are being EXACTLY like the shit sharers from Texas and NY I spoke about in my other thread. "My state is better than your state.... na na na na" wtf is wrong with you? I like mustard bbq sauce and I hate to break it to ya but there's nothing blasphemes about that. to each his own. I bet you put ketchup on a hot dog like a real shit kicker too right?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I put cole slaw on mine. Yeah I am real hillbilly. I live in a gated community a mile from the Atlantic Ocean and Edward Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli had a vacation home here and were once my neighbors. As well as a U.S Senator. Dumb fuck.

 

[Mariahxxx]

now who's the name dropper? so we have something else in common then counselor! you put slaw on yours too!!! I'm impressed!

I have been to Eddie's house on Mulholland and stood inside 5150 studios where Jump was filmed. I saw him and Albert Lee jam that night. it was quite incredible and that's what made me like rock music. and btw that was not a special thing as there were a lot of people from the porn world there. I was shooting down the street for Holly Randall and the camera man told us about the party and we went.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I reported them to HOA because they left a pickup truck in their driveway overnight and that is a big no no around our little utopia here. We also have a nice little store called Fresh Market near my house that you would get all tingly in the nether regions over. And while I am name dropping former Red Sox and Met Trott Nixon play golf from time time he lives near me too Oh Behave!

 

[Mariahxxx]

So you're one of those people huh? The Gladys Kravitz of the neighborhood. We have one like you in our neighborhood. God forbid you park your boat at the dock for more than 20 minutes before putting it on the lift. Why doesn't that surprise me that you would be THAT guy?

Ive been to NC many times. I was in Charlotte a few months ago for 2 nights. stayed at the Ballantyne which was ok ate at fig tree which was pretty decent. Ive been to the coast which isn't bad we drove from Myrtle Beach up through Wilmington to Beaufort it was late spring so it was still a little chilly.

 

[Jack Davenport]

We get points from the HOA if we make legitimate reports and those points reduce our fees. If it is a false report it costs us. Anyway I reported it because I didn't even know it was her house. I thought it was one of the pricks from Screen Gems studio. They sold the place before their divorce.

 

[Mariahxxx]

ok Gladys lol

 

[Mariahxxx]

My friends love going out on my boat with me not just for the nice day on the water and tubing, but also for the foods that I bring along with us! I always try and bring something that impresses! One of the most requested is my chicken salad. Everyone seems to love it, and I will admit that it's pretty damn good! I have a secret ingredient that makes an otherwise simple recipe a really unique one! You'll have to watch the video to find out the secret ingredient
What You'll Need:
chicken breast
red onion
chopped celery
2 tablespoons mayo
2 tablespoons secret ingredient
pinhc of dill
pinch of bacon crumbles
pepper
sea salt

Make sure you watch the video for the secret ingredient!!

for all my cooking videos checkout http://www.dinnerwithmariah.com
xoxo
Mariah Milano