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Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
So, since so many here on Freeones like to make ridiculous claims about life in Europe without ever having set foot on European soil, i thought it would be fun to make up ridiculous claims about other parts of the world I've never been to. It sure does seem like fun. Join me, won't you?

I heard Jordan is known for it's lemons. Have you ever had a Jordanian lemon? I haven't, but some dude on a lizard people conspiracie website told me Jordanian lemons are THE BOMB.
 

Rattrap

Doesn't feed trolls and would appreciate it if you
I hear they ride unicorns in Finland. And unicorn reindeer.
 
i heard that in swiss 90% of people are old, and even by the smallest noise u make, they call the cops.
they drive slow, make shitty cars, (smart cars), but good chocolate and watches.
and they are greedy people and unfriendly.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I hear when you order milk in a restaurant in France, they bring the cow to your table.
 

raimmi

Closed Account
How about this:

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In Hell, the smell is awful. In Hell everyone speaks Spanish! There is water in Hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours! And perhaps worst of all, in Hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the same little trinkets in them!
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7440915, member: 346743"]In Japan, they eat dogs and cats.

they eat everything that has proteins.
 

nightwanker

Proud first owner of FreeOnes Playing Cards
As far as I know the people between New York City and Los Angeles are armed to the teeth, do not like foreigners, nor contraception, but the commercial breaks among Super Bowls.
Chicago, Houston, Philadelphia and Phoenix are the main settlements in this area, called the suburbs. Washington, the "D.C." one, governs the region as principal town.
This area beneath Canada and above Mexico is called America and inhabited by either Rednecks or Hillbillies, segmented into Nerds, Geeks, Dorks and Dweebs.
The Lingua Franca is Spanish, with some loanwords of English, French or Germanic origin.
The few citizens of Asiatic, African, Arab, Indian or Indian heritage assimilate to the white christian cultural impact and do not have own identity, except for looking funny and cute.
The majority of migrant workers comes out of Italy and Ireland.
Whereas, following cultural imperialism, the rest of the world assumes Americans visit McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks on daily basis, drinking Coke and Pepsi,
the real residents of this country called United States spend their days eating at Wendy's or Planet Hollywood and drink Diet Dr Pepper and Classic Coke regularly.
Whilst the production of pornography is prohibited under strict restrictions, you are able too pay hookers for sex anywhere, to drink beer in public and show your nipples.
As a symbol of national personification the population looks up to an elderly man of white hair and beard, wearing a funny hat and distinctive colored clothes, called Santa Claus.
Economy loosely but fundamental bases on the prolific rivalry of two big companies producing computers, software and accessories - well known to the world as Commodore and Atari.


Source: The CIA World Factbook ISSN 1553-8133;
 
- I once visited America and I notice that the Yanks do not take their shoes off when they come to visit a friend's home.

- My sister who was an au pair in London told me that the Brits like to eat candy and they go to sleep early.

- I've heard that the North Koreans do not get enough food.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Canadians are stuck in 1880. They all ride horses and dress like cowboys, six-guns and all.
 
I hear Antarctica is pretty warm this time of year
 
In the Middle East people wear diapers on their heads and pajamas in public. They ride camels and fly on carpets. They live in tents in the middle of the desert. They treat women like it were still the Middle Ages. For sport, they strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up in crowded areas while they holler "Alalalalalalalala!!!", and they also behead tourists.












Oh, this was supposed to be made up? My bad! :o
 
In the Middle East people wear diapers on their heads and pajamas in public. They ride camels and fly on carpets. They live in tents in the middle of the desert. They treat women like it were still the Middle Ages. For sport, they strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up in crowded areas while they holler "Alalalalalalalala!!!", and they also behead tourists.


Oh, this was supposed to be made up? My bad! :o

let's play that game, i'll be the arab and you the tourist, LOL

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dunno, never been to swiss but heard it is shit, while in russia people have accidents any time they go on roiad
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Mexico is currently building a border fence to keep Americans in their own damn country.
 
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