>>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new members!

[dirtylittleholly]

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Petra blackmailed Kermit and demanded that his first born tadpole be given up for adoption to her.

 

[thapie]

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kermit said to Petra "oh sure! no one says a word to bert and ernie and everyone knows what those two are up to! but i get caught with my tadpole in hand and next thing you know it's all over the interwebs.great,just great,thanks a lot Petra!"

 

[cathy75]

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she is a milf...i have to work hard more.......

 

[Klitz]

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He asked: Is there a way that nobody will know what happened here???

 

[Rhyno17]

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"Oh yeah, that's it, rub up against her warty butt until you slime all over it and she sticks to the lily pad."

 

[GodsEmbryo]

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Toadly awesome!

 

[bobjustbob]

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Kermit turns to Petra and says,"Look, bitch, this is YOUR company phone not mine. If you want to me to keep my mouth shut I want a toasted corn muffin with butter and Starbucks on my desk every morning for the next 2 weeks."

 

[wandb]

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What do you think Petra? They are not bad these novice, show the me, we're going to do the PornStars in my next film!

 

[squallumz]

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what's little and green and carries a big stick?

 

[spankin_it.]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

"The screen on my new Iphone is amazing! I don't have to hide in the bushes to get my voyeurism thrill anymore!"

 

[biodig]

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!! I was framed I didn't know it was porn!!

 

[a1234b567]

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frog splash.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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"So THIS is what I paid all that money for you to go to collage for!?!?! I don't can't even begin to think what your mother is going to say, get to your room, you're grounded for life!!!"

 

[buddyfry5]

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They probably played Leap Frog.

 

[nobbyb99]

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iv'e seen this one!

 

[mekhet]

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"This is much better than the movie with the chimp!"

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

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[digitalmulti]

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What a fucking moment???

 

[Nickasaur]

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He is definitely jelly of those frogs!

 

[bobjustbob]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit: Petra, good to see you. Nice work on the Miami job? How was your trip?

Petra: Lovely, thank you so much for sending me.

Kermit: Good, good, good. Look, the next contest is scheduled to roll out next week. I had an inventory taken. Here is the purchase order. We are going to need those yellow and green tickets by next Thursday. Any problems?

Petra: No sir. I'll get right on it. Anything else?

Kermit: Yea. Pick me up a Starbucks. Large light no sugar.

Petra: You've got it KF.