>>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new members!

[emailaddress]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

made him give miss piggy a call asking for a piggy back ride

 

[turf]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit says:"I hate my reproduction system because I can't have fun without a female, why God why!?"

 

[ryushuran]

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Petra and Kermit had some qualitytime, muppetstyle

 

[infin2g]

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Ill give u the best sex ever long as u don't tell Ms piggie

 

[nofatchx]

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Frogs don't mate, they spawn.

 

[luis1972]

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Dad, didn't talk me about this!

 

[jort]

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It turns out it was a 3D image. Kermit had a very good time after he realised that

 

[raptors-5678]

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Froggysyle haha

 

[freeones87_1987]

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Somebody's been a naughty froggy

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

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Once I know the coast is clear I'm throwing on the tadpoles... :bluesperm:

 

[Deepcover]

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Kermit - "Bert and Ernie need to learn from these two"

 

[Foxhunter]

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I think Miss Piggy was not amused about that! ;-)

 

[lllJll0llNlll]

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all I need is a puppeteers hand up my ass to finish the job!

 

[adriatic123]

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Petra will fuck with miss Piggy so that Kermi can jerk it better!!!!

 

[izabelplayer]

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lets get it on.

 

[andy42s]

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No wonder he's jerking off. His GF is a pig!

 

[darkcloudx]

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Miss Piggy, never squealed like this!!!

 

[darkcloudx]

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That's a good one.

 

[tittenman]

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Breaking News

Mr Kermits Lawyer has issued the following statement on behalf of Kermit:

"Fuck you all, you bloody muppets! I was framed. Jim Henson has been trying to get rid of from the show for ages, hes kept saying my wages demands are too excessive. Well I can categorically say that the Muppets show wouldnt be what is without me. Besides my actions are never my own anyway (I am a hand puppet at the end of the day), whatever story line and pose Jim Henson wants he gets by ordering some guy with his hand up my ass to perform. That pictures a fake anyway it wasnt me that was the duplicate they made for backup and with a few special effects from George Lucas resulted in that very compromising picture. I have instructed my very expensive lawyer (whose on $1000/hour by the way) to track down all those responsible including the person leaking the picture to the internet and suing them for all they have. I thank you for your attention and justice will prevail or my names not Miss Piggy!"

 

[test]

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Narrator: Frogs are most noticeable by their call, which can be widely heard during the night or day, mainly in their mating season.