>>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new members!

[taurus513]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit turns to Petra and says "Don't judge me, I saw you looking at my cloaca!"

 

[too fast]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

"This is the real FreeOnes!"

 

[hotsaki]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Doggie style??? What that!!! Let's do Froggie Style!!

We�ve got a contest for you!

Turns out that Petra has been stalking Kermit and managed to snap this photo of him!

Any guesses what went down afterwards when he found out?

Give it your best shot and put it in a post!

If you get it right you can win 200 points!

No restrictions on participation, everyone is welcome and rewarded for joining in!

If you post your idea then you get 10 points, unless you�re a new member, then you get 50 points!

The contest will run until Sunday, June 3rd.

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Last weeks winner of "What�s up in fairytale land?" is Taurus513! Congratulations to your 100 points!

The rest of the participants will have their 25 points awarded to them.

The winning contribution is:

"Best face gets first dibs on Alice!"

 

[Killer B]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Who needs FreeOnes? The Discovery Porn Channel is the shit!

 

[tartanterrier]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

I think she used the photo as blackmail in order to cash in on his wealth

 

[karikar]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

He turned off the National Geographic Channel.

 

[RodgerBama]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Bacon lube and froggy style on tv, life doesn't get any better.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit working on content for his new website, "MyFrogOnes."

 

[ksparkm]

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It's *so* much more fun than when Miss Piggy is on top!

 

[spryter]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit may be green, but he loves the white girls!

 

[cristianomt]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Oh, yeah baby!! Do her!!

 

[PlumpRump]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

"Hello, kids! Today's letter is 'F.' For: Fuck off while Kermit has his bedroom door closed!"




*Also, never knew Kermit was a lefty. Maybe he's just trying to liven it up a little by using his non-dominant hand?

 

[dragonlord1]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

He banged her "froggy"style!

 

[Automate]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

What happened afterwards: Kermit started jerking off to the thought that Petra had secretly taken this picture. After that he was initiated to the Cult of Cthulhu, possessed by Y'golonac and sent to Innsmouth.

Moral of the story: no matter how big a pervert you are, do not jerk off to Petra (or even to the slightest thought of her) without permission.

P.S. Many posters seem - once again - completely clueless about the fact that this is not a caption contest. I would recommend actually reading the contest rules for a change, even when I know that it will change nothing.

 

[feller469]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

In keeping with the Muppets family-friendly values: "Hey, that's not how you do the Heimlich!!!!"

 

[KIllerClown]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Even frogs have to learn new tricks.

 

[Fan28]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

What happened next, was that Kermit and Petra laughed a lot when they saw the pic, and Petra told to Kermit that if he could put the pic for a contest, Kermit said yes,but on condition that this time would give 200 points to the winner,Petra told to Kermit, is my contest,not yours,I make the rules, Kermit replied to Petra and said, Okay I give 100 points of my pocket and you put the other 100 points.
And thanks to this agreement, here is the contest for this pic.

 

[Rock n`Roller]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit found out the hard way that Petra is jealous and possessive, she sees masturbation as a way of cheating on her. Now the intimacy of the ashamed frog is on the web.

 

[dddddddddd]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Miss Piggy kicked his ass.

 

[Raven Swallows]

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Kermit to Petra: You know Petra, It's not easy being green, but it sure looks much easier when you're yellow.