Jedi vs Ninja... who wins?
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Whoever has a bigger dick and can make more girls have rampant pussy queefs.
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So...a Mandingo Jedi?
An intriguing matchup, zdenka and a refreshing thread neither overtly or roundabout in anyway about dicks.
It's a tough call, especially if they start a mile way with the cover of forest between them.
On one hand, the ninja has subterfuge skills and can hide in plain sight nevermind the canopy of a forest plus he has the added benefit of missile weapons with his darts. On the other, the jedi has a myriad of fantastic powers at his disposal using the ***** and he can throw his lightsaber.
I'm back and forth on this one. I think it ultimately comes down to who has the bigger dick? So I agree with ApolloBalboa.
It's a tough call, especially if they start a mile way with the cover of forest between them.
On one hand, the ninja has subterfuge skills and can hide in plain sight nevermind the canopy of a forest plus he has the added benefit of missile weapons with his darts. On the other, the jedi has a myriad of fantastic powers at his disposal using the ***** and he can throw his lightsaber.
I'm back and forth on this one. I think it ultimately comes down to who has the bigger dick? So I agree with ApolloBalboa.
Jedi, hands down. You know why? First and foremost, they have The *****. They can not only sense a Ninja but know exactly what that Ninja is thinking and what that Ninja is going to do as it does it. They can easily use Jedi mind tricks to confuse and distract the Ninja, making it easy to **** them. Second, the Lightsaber can cut through pretty much anything so a Ninja has no defense against that. A Jedi can just make the Ninja stand still and use the ***** to move the Lightsaber through the air, slicing the Ninja into Julienne Fries.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Pirate.
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Both ninja & jedi walks normally forward until they meet somewhere after walking half a mile in death forest. Ninja is actually a female ninja and starts the battle by going initiative and flashing her booby. Jedi uses her mental jedi powers he has trained hard to resist all those lustful thoughts. Ninja pops out another boobie dropping upper half of her clothes. Jedi's lightsaber starts to grow, but he quickly uses his jedi air ***** pushing ninja backwards into a rocky wall and starts to walk towards ninja while getting his lightsaber ready.... (Oh, sorry boys and girls, but time to check out some other real threads, so I'll have to finish this one up quickly.) Suddenly ***** comes out from jedi and he falls to the ground dead, it appears that ninja he used his power against was just some ninja clone technique and real ninja was sneaking behind jedi and finished jedi when he was too busy with his lightsaber. The End.
I overlooked that factor, whereas the ninja's katana is always hard as steel. The lightsaber does have more girth though.
Jedi because they can mind fuck a Ninja quick.
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
Ok, I'm done ruining my ********* now.
ChuckFaze
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It depends. If the Ninja was Michael Dudikoff's character Joe from American Ninja, the Ninja would win.
I can just imagine the Jedi going like Steve James' character Cpl Jackson something like, "There are some people who think they are Bad Asses. And then there are those of us who ARE." :rofl: Then Joe went on to kick Jackson's ass. :rofl2:
Then again, if the Ninja is just your regular run of the mill, off the rack Ninja of the type that Michael Dudikoff's Joe and Chuck Norris' characters have dispensed of easily, then the Ninja is toast against the Jedi.
Who knows? Maybe the Jedi will be in awe of the Ninja's cooler uniform and while distracted, get his ass kicked.
I can just imagine the Jedi going like Steve James' character Cpl Jackson something like, "There are some people who think they are Bad Asses. And then there are those of us who ARE." :rofl: Then Joe went on to kick Jackson's ass. :rofl2:
Then again, if the Ninja is just your regular run of the mill, off the rack Ninja of the type that Michael Dudikoff's Joe and Chuck Norris' characters have dispensed of easily, then the Ninja is toast against the Jedi.
Who knows? Maybe the Jedi will be in awe of the Ninja's cooler uniform and while distracted, get his ass kicked.
How do you know that? Humans are not alone in this universe and Jedis are from a galaxy long long time ago, far far away. So Jedis are far more advanced than earth humans. They are beyond Martial art.
Technically a Jedi is a psychic, diplomat, ninja, monk, guru with telekinetic/***** powers and a lightsaber. "the ability to 'sneek around' is insignificant next to the power of the *****."
Either zdenka's account has been hacked or he just returned from treatment at the Betty Ford Center for his fetish of oversized male genetalia
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
not sure!
if the ninja looks like that, maybe you'll gonna make an heart ****** :drool2:
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or maybe she's gonna cut your dick when you are too distracted by her amazing beauty? :dunno:
