Once a young, beautiful woman went skinny dipping in a local lake where, unbeknownst to her, two curious frogs made their way into her body. Frog A entered her anus while Frog V called her vagina home.
The frogs stayed in their respective destinations for a week while the woman went about her usual daily routine without knowing or feeling a thing about them.
Next week when the woman went back for skinny dipping, the frogs jumped out of her and met again to share their experiences inside a human body.
Frog V: How was your trip?
Frog A: Don’t ask. It was so tight and narrow place that it’s a miracle I didn’t die of claustrophobia. On top of that the place was mostly dry and smelly. In short, it was one of the worst experiences of my life. How about you?
Frog V: I was in a very nice place. There was a lot of room to move around. It was moist and soft just the way we frogs like it.
Frog A: It means you had a very nice vacation.
Frog V: Yeah, you can say so but there was one problem. Every night a baldy also snuck in and hit me with the head. And sometimes, when I tried hitting back, it would spit on me.
