alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
I just noticed your sig hissy. Speaking from personal experience, Tommy Lee isn't that great in bed. Just sayin..............
Wait!....What?
Is there a God?
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Wait!....What?
roronoa3000
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Philbert
Banned
why do people always paint Jesus as a white man?.
'Cause he was?
Peashooter
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I'd like to think so, but sometimes you really can't be sure.
:nono:
According to namreg I am god. So there you have it folks, god is a 23yr old lesbian chick
Damn. I almost had it right.
See, that's where you're wrong. God does exist. God is a lesbian Inuit woman with a hair-lip.
She votes Democrat and hates the south.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How do you know that?
Golf is a popular sport. If Jesus was black, that shit wouldn't be happenin'.
Philbert
Banned
How do you know that?
How do you NOT know that?
With all the research into tribal and racial origins, genetic tracking, fossil and skeletal remains, archeological data out the wazoo, how is it that you and a few hundred racial maniacs wanna try and make Jesus a NEGRO?
He was a Judean, a Jew, son of the House of David...semetic, not Black.
He kept Passover (the Last Supper was a Pesach Seder), was Bar Mitzvah, spoke Aramaic/Hebrew, and wasn't from the East or West Coast of Africa...or the interior, either.
Of course...how do I KNOW you're not from Andromeda System? That could be possible...but not that Jesus was a Negro. Or Hispanic. Or Asian. Or Mongoloid.
Children...
No he doesn't.. He's Dead.
Some major contradictions with Christians.
*Think Voyeurism Masturbation and Coveting are major sins, yet hang out in porno chat boards.
*Believe everything is the will of God, yet condemn others for being them selves.
*Believe unearthly powers or forces are evil, yet worship a magical wizard.
*Believe communing with dead is evil, yet talk to a dead wizard who talked to the dead himself.
I keep asking this question -
Where are all the sex worshiping Pagans?
Its Time we all spoke out.
Philbert
Banned
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3958241.stmHow do you NOT know that?
With all the research into tribal and racial origins, genetic tracking, fossil and skeletal remains, archeological data out the wazoo, how is it that you and a few hundred racial maniacs wanna try and make Jesus a NEGRO?
He was a Judean, a Jew, son of the House of David...semetic, not Black.
He kept Passover (the Last Supper was a Pesach Seder), was Bar Mitzvah, spoke Aramaic/Hebrew, and wasn't from the East or West Coast of Africa...or the interior, either.
Of course...how do I KNOW you're not from Andromeda System? That could be possible...but not that Jesus was a Negro. Or Hispanic. Or Asian. Or Mongoloid.
Children...
How do you NOT know that?
With all the research into tribal and racial origins, genetic tracking, fossil and skeletal remains, archeological data out the wazoo, how is it that you and a few hundred racial maniacs wanna try and make Jesus a NEGRO?
He was a Judean, a Jew, son of the House of David...semetic, not Black.
He kept Passover (the Last Supper was a Pesach Seder), was Bar Mitzvah, spoke Aramaic/Hebrew, and wasn't from the East or West Coast of Africa...or the interior, either.
Of course...how do I KNOW you're not from Andromeda System? That could be possible...but not that Jesus was a Negro. Or Hispanic. Or Asian. Or Mongoloid.
Children...
I guess you haven't met Jesus so how can you know this is not more
? Or have you met Jesus somewhere? 
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
:hatsoff:
I know these threads are.....
I don't endorse your choice of wording. :tongue:
Christian bashing threads on the internet, the last refuge of cowards.
Cowards that would never think about bashing a Christian to their face.
:hatsoff:
:hatsoff:
I know these threads are.....
I don't endorse your choice of wording. :tongue:
Christian bashing threads on the internet, the last refuge of cowards.
Cowards that would never think about bashing a Christian to their face.
:hatsoff:
Where do you live?
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
:1orglaugh That would be your last trip. :tongue:
Lets go together!
I've bashed loads of christians.
Well I bash the bishop all the time! :rubbel:
Philbert
Banned
I guess you haven't met Jesus so how can you know this is not more
So...you don't know if I have or not?:rofl:
And you still make false statements? You can't be taken at face value...you're just a rumor-monger.
Maybe the air around us is actually alien pee-pee...have you actually seen the air? No? Then it probably is alien pee-pee...
And you still believe all girls are sisters, too...huh?
Probably because we don't want to get shot.
People don't like it when you debunk there favorite bed time fairy stories.
They have a tendency to do bad things in defense of there delusions.
The reason people do not respond or argue back at religious people looking to spread their ideals is the same reason we don't interfere with the homeless guy who is having a full blown argument with a wad of gum on a park bench.
it's dangerous.
I seriously doubt Jesus cared about race.
I use the term "cared" - past tense - because he's dead.
he was a political activist - relating to the common human experience in the struggle against will stupidity that comes with absolute power.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Jesus does care, but He also hates and He lives.
Anyway, Captain Oblivious, PFFFT. :tongue:
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