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Is there a God?
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Philbert
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We implore you to make better posts. That's all.:wave:
I thought it was Eric Clapton.
Yes. There is a God.
Under winter skies
We stand glorious
And with Oden on our side
We are victorious
We stand glorious
And with Oden on our side
We are victorious
I see what you did here by saying exactly what I said.
does nobody els here follow the Viking religon
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Sooooooo, God was my physics teacher? I thought his name was Mr. Andrews. :dunno: Hmm, shows much I paid attention in high school.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Being catholic, I've been brainwashed to believe there is but everytime I pray to him about something, whether it be getting my dick sucked by a hot chick or hitting the lottery, he NEVER answers so I'm beginning to lose my faith more and more that there IS a God.
I still have hope there MIGHT be a God, only I dont think he gives a fuck as much as people give him credit (and their money) for! :2 cents::dunno:
*Sorry Will E.*
I still have hope there MIGHT be a God, only I dont think he gives a fuck as much as people give him credit (and their money) for! :2 cents::dunno:
*Sorry Will E.*
I think that God is whatever each person wants God to be. In the end, as long as the person is at peace with himself for the way he's lived his life, whether that's by strictly following a religious doctrine or by living a life of hedonism and debauchery, that's what matters.
I just noticed your sig hissy. Speaking from personal experience, Tommy Lee isn't that great in bed. Just sayin..............
Its a well known fact that all Christians love tomatoes. You're trying to split the vote in favor of the atheists. Bastard!
Yes there is a god, and she is a slut.
I don't believe in the Jewish/Christian/Islamic God, - to hoaky and the book the concept of that god comes from is to muddled to be believable.
I believe that their is something at the heart of everything with a level of being that transcends thought and consciousness.
but if we are created in the image of god,
then God masturbates, has homo sexual sex, and lusts after people.
I say this for two important reasons.
#1 - to ignore that the laws of science and nature are an intrical part of who we are and forms every part of our world, our being, and our nature, is at best delusional.
To embrace a god is to also embrace the aspects of us that were created by that god.
#2 To piss off the born again Christians who come here to preach the word of their epic fairy tail, when their own beliefs forbid them to come here in the first place, and if the holier than thows are going to tell me they just come here to preach, then they should take note of where they post on these boards.
The reality being the only place anyone can have such a philosophical discussion is a pornography board, because the skewed and often deluded sense of morality, common to the society of western culture, can not survive here.
So while I'm here - God has lesbian sex - and the way to pray to her is to jerk off.
So I vote
I like tomatoes, the great big Jana Defi - Merilyn Sakova kind.
I don't believe in the Jewish/Christian/Islamic God, - to hoaky and the book the concept of that god comes from is to muddled to be believable.
I believe that their is something at the heart of everything with a level of being that transcends thought and consciousness.
but if we are created in the image of god,
then God masturbates, has homo sexual sex, and lusts after people.
I say this for two important reasons.
#1 - to ignore that the laws of science and nature are an intrical part of who we are and forms every part of our world, our being, and our nature, is at best delusional.
To embrace a god is to also embrace the aspects of us that were created by that god.
#2 To piss off the born again Christians who come here to preach the word of their epic fairy tail, when their own beliefs forbid them to come here in the first place, and if the holier than thows are going to tell me they just come here to preach, then they should take note of where they post on these boards.
The reality being the only place anyone can have such a philosophical discussion is a pornography board, because the skewed and often deluded sense of morality, common to the society of western culture, can not survive here.
So while I'm here - God has lesbian sex - and the way to pray to her is to jerk off.
So I vote
I like tomatoes, the great big Jana Defi - Merilyn Sakova kind.
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Yes. But think of this:
God is vengeful. He once wiped out the entire human race with a flood, save one drunkard and his family. Old Testament.
He destroyed two cities because of their evil ways, save one guy and his family.
He threatened to eradicate all Hebrews who he had already helped escape enslavement because they turned against him. He was placated by his own messenger.
He once subjected his biggest fan to a host of horrific ailments and circumstances just to win a bet.
On the other hand...
He sacrificed his own son without lifting a finger. New Testament.
He threatened to bring about the destruction of mankind again in the future, with his son as the messenger and savior.
Q: Would you willfully kill a family pet because it peed on your carpet?
Q: Would you sacrifice the life of your child if you deemed it necessary to bring people around to your point of view?
Q: If your child died, would you extract vengeance by destroying the world?
God is vengeful. He once wiped out the entire human race with a flood, save one drunkard and his family. Old Testament.
He destroyed two cities because of their evil ways, save one guy and his family.
He threatened to eradicate all Hebrews who he had already helped escape enslavement because they turned against him. He was placated by his own messenger.
He once subjected his biggest fan to a host of horrific ailments and circumstances just to win a bet.
On the other hand...
He sacrificed his own son without lifting a finger. New Testament.
He threatened to bring about the destruction of mankind again in the future, with his son as the messenger and savior.
Q: Would you willfully kill a family pet because it peed on your carpet?
Q: Would you sacrifice the life of your child if you deemed it necessary to bring people around to your point of view?
Q: If your child died, would you extract vengeance by destroying the world?
Q: What if I don't believe in the that fairy story book or the religions that follow it?
According to namreg I am god. So there you have it folks, god is a 23yr old lesbian chick
I KNEW IT!!!
I was right!!!
In your face world's prophets and philosophers !!!!
According to namreg I am god. So there you have it folks, god is a 23yr old lesbian chick
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
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