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Wife: Why do you never fuck me as hard before trying for ********?
You end up staying at your friend's house over the weekend and as you walk into the bathroom you see his ****** doing this. What do you do?
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A. Walk away and act like you never saw her
B. Confront her and ask what she's doing
C. Walk into the bathroom, slowly pull her dildo out without saying anything, tell her to be quiet, gaze into each others eyes, and slide your rock hard cock in and out of her moist pussy while making out with her.
D. Jump off a bridge because you are an idiot for not choosing C.
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A. Walk away and act like you never saw her
B. Confront her and ask what she's doing
C. Walk into the bathroom, slowly pull her dildo out without saying anything, tell her to be quiet, gaze into each others eyes, and slide your rock hard cock in and out of her moist pussy while making out with her.
D. Jump off a bridge because you are an idiot for not choosing C.
Come try my tits and tell me what flavour they are?
Hey Kristi, can I like suck on your tits for awhile as I watch tv? I'm feeling horny.
**Voice over plays**
Narrator: Desperate housewives: Angela White is filmed before a naked live audience**
**Ep starts and zooms into Angela White who caught by surprise with a guy**
Angela White: Oh hello there audience. You are in for a treat today. Come on in!!
**While on set filming Angela pulls the guys cock out**
Angela : Oh my........this dick is too small. Where did they fucking find you? Get the next guy out
**Another star comes in to take his place and she takes his cock out**
Angela: Perfect..... oh my god that size of that cock. It's huge huh audience?
**Angela interacts with the audience and asks where to take things**
Angela: So where should we take things guys?
Audience : To the bedroom!!
*Angela proceeds to take the guy upstairs**
*Stairs on set is the same steps like on Big Bang Theory. After going through all the stairs, she becomes exhausted**
Angela: Move on, i'm too tired to fuck**
**She drops on the bed face first and nods off zzzzz**
*Rest of play was audience listening to Angela loud snores, that even her native Australia can hear**
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Angela: Oh yeah... you're improving from last time
**Door bell rings and she turns to the assistant**
Angela: That must be my next session at 3pm. Could you please @ban-one go get that and make him wait in the meeting room
@ban-one : Sure...
**he was about to go, but Angela stopped him**
Angela: What did we say?
**Angela pointing out his erection while watching her?
Angela: I don't mind you being hard in here with the patients, however outside the sessions, you have to be professional with the patients. Please get rid of it!!!
@ban-one : How?
Angela: I don't care... think of something that repulses you!!
**He thinks of feet and his erection goes away, and goes to see the patient**
Excuse me. Don't mean to interrupt you here but i need to use the toilet!!
**While practising the coach is playing and shouting tactics on how to perform better**
Bill Belichick: Guys come here. This is how i want you to play this play. You huddle behind Andi and she will pass the ball to you..... as she runs you.....
**Bill is interrupted**
Andi and guy: Bill, this is not the NFL it's the NFL, we just fucking. You can't use them tactics in this.
Bill: Oh i always get the National Football League and National Fucking league mixed up. Good game guys
ban-one
Works for panties
Sure. It'll just be about 5 minutes. I need to use the restroom first
**Harley does her Oliver Twist impression**
Harley: Please sir, can i have some more!!!
Owner: More!!!!
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