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**Taxi is driving around London and Taxi driver sees a familiar pretty face walking about**
Taxi driver: Wow. That is Premium Link Upgrade !! She a right dish. See if she needs a lift!!
**He parks up and shouts over to the girl as she walks by**
Taxi driver: Excuse me love? Do you need a lift?
Premium Link Upgrade : Hello... you probably know who i am don't you? Don't have time right now to stop for fan pics and autographs sorry
Taxi driver: Of cause i do. You're Premium Link Upgrade , one of my fave pornstars. I just thought if you needed a lift is all to wherever you going?
Premium Link Upgrade : Is this Bangbros Bangbus? Didn't know you had them here? I know what happens in them!!
Taxi Driver: No, this is Freeones Taxi. Nothing like them
Premium Link Upgrade : Ah ok, no problem. Sure, take me to the Queen... the Queens Vic pub
**She gets in the taxi**
**While in the taxi, Cassidy makes small talk**
Cassidy: Wow, the drivers here are like the same we get back in the states!!
**Driver thinks she knows what she getting at but plays dumb**
Taxi Driver: What do you mean?
Cassidy: They all asians like Pakistani and Indian lol. Something i guess you share in common with
Taxi Driver: I see, what do you think of that?
Cassidy: Nothing, i just find them very exotic
**She looks out the window and sees many asian guys walking about on with their days**
Cassidy: It a shame, i don't come across many of them back home on a regular basis...
Taxi driver: Well you won't have any problems with that here!!
Cassidy: Oh yeah!!
**In a turned on way looking at all the exotic guys she seeing**
**After seeing so many hot asian guys in London**
Cassidy: Ooooo i just can't hold it in anymore. I want some asian dick and have my 1st taste. No better time than now!!!
Taxi driver: I'm sure you be able to get your 1st taste soon
**Cassidy could not wait for the ride to finish, she goes through her socials ie twitter to see what her fans have been saying, and she come across a certain tweet and reads it out loud**
Cassidy: "Thanks for being my fave pornstar. I always enjoy cumming for you and you very friendly with fans. Your legs are my fave part of you" Aww how sweet!! He always sends me real sweet stuff, and makes fuss about me. A real hypeman.
Taxi driver: Yeah thats from me?
**Cassidy is stunned**
Cassidy: Shut up, you're @usman19 !! Who always tweeting me and being a real sweet special fan to me!!!
Taxi driver: Uh uh
**He shows his phone to verify its him**
Cassidy: That's it. Stop the car now!!! I want to suck your dick. Who better for my 1st asian dick to be you!! My way of showing appreciation to you
**Car stops and the driver goes to the back to get the blowjob of his life**
Cassidy: I wonder what they say about asian dicks being true?
**She rubs his cock in his pants, getting a feel**
Taxi driver: What's that?
Cassidy: That they not huge and quite tiny?
**Driver sighs with disappointment**
Cassidy: Don't worry though, you deffo make up for it in different areas. You're cute and very sweet. A huge turn on. Only one way to find out!!
**Cassidy pulls his cock out and the claims were wrong and puts in her mouth**
Cassidy: Oh, wow you juicy dick. Get in my mouth!!!
**Slurping on it and she enjoys the taste**
Cassidy: It so good, it a spicy taste and kick**
**Driver enjoys it sensation she gives**
Taxi Driver: Oh.......... never got this from other girls
Cassidy: Yeah this is what us american girls are good at
**Sucks his ball sack*
Cassidy: Like American politicians invading, i want to invade your dick.... and take your oil.... cum!!!
**In the taxi, the driver grabs her hair from behind**
Cassidy: Oh i wonder whats happening now!!! Ohhhhh
**Driver slots his dick in her**
Cassidy: Oh i didn't know this was part of the service!! Am i paying extra?
Taxi Driver: No, this is free
**Cassidy with relief**
Cassidy: Oh then in that case fuck me harder!!!!
**Cassidy ignores the taxi fare counter going up, (the longer they go at it and Cassidy cums, the bigger the fare!!! )till they finish
Taxi driver: Here your bill. You have to pay £150
**Cassidy is shocked**
Cassidy: I thought this was free?
Taxi driver: Yes the fuck was free, but not the actual taxi ride!!
Cassidy: ****** fucker!! Let me get my wallet out!!
**Cassidy showing her blowjob skills**
Cassidy: Are all British guys dicks always this huge and hard! or is this just you!!
**Taxi driver is too busy being aroused to answer**
**Cassidy attempts an British accent**
Cassidy: So we going for tea and crumpets after this? You Brits always love to have a cuppa
**Reagan back home after a dodgy meal she has had**
Reagan: Urgh....i don't feel so good. Must have been that chicken i had earlier
**Tummy is rumbling*
Reagan: This tight dress, i can't get it off
**Tummy rumbles more to signal she is getting the shits**
Reagan: Fuck!!! I need to get this off. Can't **** in this. I need to return it to the store
**Eventually she gets out of the dress and runs naked to the toilet**
Reagan: Arghhhh made it!!!
**She does her business**
Cassidy: Argh that British cum tastes so much sweeter to what im use to back home
Taxi driver: Just our good hospitality we like to give to the Americans. I think this is how we ended the war between us years ago
**She licks it all up**
Cassidy: So how much do i pay you?
Taxi driver: It's free, you more than paid than enough here
**Cassidy shows her gratitude by doing a namaste gesture**
Cassidy: Namaste!!
Taxi driver: I'm not that kind of asian love!!!
**Cassidy confused**
Cassidy: What asian are you? What do you normally say?
Taxi driver: As-salamu alaykum
**Cassidy realising where she heard that**
Cassidy: Ohhh, i think i'm going to get out now. Bye!!!
**Cassidy rushes out of the cab like no tomorrow**
If you want this job, got to show me how much you want it!!!
**Reagan Foxx Housemate busy on his phone as she walks in with her dress on**
Reagan Foxx: Oi, what you doing looking at your phone?
**Guy puts his phone down**
Guy: Sorry. What is it?
Reagan Foxx: Well, what you think of this? Does my tits look big in this?
Guy: Well it does look awfully tight that dress
**Reagan feels flattered**
Reagan: Thanks, nice to hear that. Just the look i was hoping for. Deffo help get all the guys oogling at them in the club!!!
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