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Abella Danger in the cinema watching something and laughing

**Abella Danger and friends at the cinema watching the latest Doctor Strange film**

Abella: So the main guy name is Doctor Strange? Why!! What's Strange about him? That is so strange!!

**Abella laughs**

**Her friends laugh at her comment**

Her friends: Just as much as your surname is Danger... you saying you dangerous?

**More laughter**

 

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Someone has angered Abella Danger by saying something

**Guy talking to his phone loudly**

Guy at the back: Show us your tits !!!

**Abella hears this and turns around and is offended by the comment thinking it to her**

Abella: Urgh excuse me!!!

**Abella gets angry as she is about to get up but her friends try and stop it!!

Her friends: Abella, no he not worth it. Leave it

Abella: No i'm going to kick his ass. They don't call me Danger for nothing

 

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Abella Danger confronts fellow cinema goer

**Abella walks to the guy and demands an explanation**

Abella: Hey, what you think you playing at? This is a cinema to watch big hollywood films, not a porn theatre? What are you even watching on your phone to not pay attention to the big screen?

**Abella notices him jerking his big cock**

Abella: Oh god, jeez in the cinema. Good that there hardly anyone but us 4 here.....

**Guy still jerking off**

Abella: Look at me while i'm talking to you? What are you even watching?

**Abella notices he is jerking off to one of her scenes and felt the urge when he spotted her tweet saying she off to the cinema to watch the film**

Abella: You're watching one of my films?

**Her mood changed from offended to flattered**

Guy: Yeah you're my fave pornstar. I just came here cause i saw you were coming here to watch the film and thought i love to be in your presence**

**He stops jerking off while talking to her**

Abella: I didn't say stop, carry on what you doing. Jerking off about me. Glad you enjoying my content. I'll leave you to it!!!

 

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When cinema go-ers want to watch Abella Danger instead

**Friend of Abella watching the film, but the hear some moaning. They both turn around**

Girl: Look behind you
Guy: Why?
Girl: Abella is fucking some random dude!!

**They both take their phones out**
Guy: Lets record them at it. This is a far better showing than the film and we have front row seats
Girl: Lets get her trending. The bitch. Ditching us for some cock. An A list bitch getting some D list dick!!

**They record them at it and place a tweet on twitter and all the socials. It read

"@Abella_Danger is fucking in a public place and this isn't her shooting a porn scene. Currently happening at AMC theater in LA. When a new blockbuster comes out right in front of your eyes!! #AbellaDanger #Phatt #Thicc #Danger"

**Notifications were coming in fast, and people rushing to the theatre to see if there's any action left**

 

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Abella Danger stand and carry

Abella: When i said about sweeping a girl of their feet, this isn't what i had in mind

 

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Lacey Black: You wanna fuck, huh? Okay....



....But only if I get to fuck you too...

 

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Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer: Please, sir, I'd like some more cum....

 

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Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer: Please, sir, I'd like some more cum....

More cum!!

 

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Abella Danger finishing off at the cinema

When all cinema goers miss the after credits

 

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Lana Roy getting ready

Lana Roy teasing

Lana Roy taking things down to the basement

 

[bigg mike]

 

[bigg mike]

 

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Sorry doctor i can't make my appointment today, something has come up

 

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Your ass is so phat, it's hard to slot it in

 

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Lana Roy cautious about sitting on the chair

Joining Lana Roy's escape room

Examining whether Lana Roy's tits are real or not

 

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Lana Roy getting ready

Lana Roy: All this stuff from Ann Summers got to be worth it?

 

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Lana Roy teasing

**Lana Roy parades about in her lingerie downstairs and goes upstairs for a snack but sees someone**

Lana Roy: Who are you and what you doing here?
Guy: I'm sorry i let myself in as door was wide open. Seems like i got the wrong house!!

**Lana Roy teases her body in front of him**

Lana Roy: You sure

 

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Lana Roy taking things down to the basement

**On this weeks show of Cribs, we get to see pornstar Lana Roy's house**

**Disclaimer plays saying

Warning, This episode of Cribs contains nudity and is done for entertainment purposes only. Viewer discretion is advised**

 

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Lana Roy cautious about sitting on the chair

Lana Roy: Come on in, don't be shy. Let me show you my lair

 

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Cassidy Klein talking about her current scene

Cassidy Klein needs something

Cassidy Klein over to greet you