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is happy. She's finally going out to dinner ....
**(Hopefully, to a fancy restaurant) - her boyfriend loves beef dishes. Premium Link Upgrade wants Beef Wellington for dinner! **
Cheap guy (boyfriend) : "Sorry babe, but we're going out to McDonalds for burgers and fries" ....
Premium Link Upgrade : "You creep! I was all set for Beef Wellington. Now, I have to put away this sexy Neiman Marcus dress! -- "So you want beef?"
Cheap guy (boyfriend) : "Yes."
Premium Link Upgrade : "Okay. Then eat me out right here instead. I'm NOT going out!" ...
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**(Hopefully, to a fancy restaurant) - her boyfriend loves beef dishes. Premium Link Upgrade wants Beef Wellington for dinner! **
Cheap guy (boyfriend) : "Sorry babe, but we're going out to McDonalds for burgers and fries" ....
Premium Link Upgrade : "You creep! I was all set for Beef Wellington. Now, I have to put away this sexy Neiman Marcus dress! -- "So you want beef?"
Cheap guy (boyfriend) : "Yes."
Premium Link Upgrade : "Okay. Then eat me out right here instead. I'm NOT going out!" ...
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**Guy shoots his load all over Angela's big boobs.**
**Angela has tired guy sign the contract.**
** Guy agrees and signs**
**Angela takes picture of signed contract and sends it to her boss and the owner of the mansion.**
Premium Link Upgrade : saying, "I finalized the deal. Happy, happy!
"** Premium Link Upgrade ... goes back to the guy.**
Premium Link Upgrade : "Your spunk tastes so yummy. Now for the big surprise ... You do know that the owner has all of this - our secret tryst - on surveillance tape behind that Paul Gauguin painting behind you. Only I have the combination to the wall safe. Now let's close the deal. $11.1 million for the mansion. On top of that, I get $2.22 million as my commission.
Guy : What? I can't believe that !!??
Premium Link Upgrade : Yes, I get a special 20%. Read the contract.
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Premium Link Upgrade loves Skittles candy, and munches on them while she decides that her boyfriend needs some extra special care.
Lacey: "Let me ride your face with my pussy."
**Lacey grinds and twerks on his face, mouth and chin.**
Guy : Urrrgh (muffled voice) .... **lick, lick, bite, bite, chew, chew* .....
Lacey : "Taste the rainbow!!"
Guy : **Takes breath, comes up for air**
Guy : Urrrgh (muffled voice) .... **lick, lick, bite, bite, chew, chew* .....
Lacey : **shouts** - "Taste the rainbow!!"
Guy : Urrrgh (muffled voice) .... **lick, lick, bite, bite, chew, chew* .....
Guy : **Takes breath, comes up for air**
Lacey squirts in his mouth and on his face and chin.
**Guy has trouble breathing but loves munching on her juicy pussy and clit.**
Guy : Urrrgh (muffled voice) .... **lick, lick, bite, bite, chew, chew* .....
Lacey : **yells** - "Taste the rainbow!!"
Guy : continues munching on her pussy lips.
Lacey : **panting and moaning** - "Taste the rainbow!!"
Lacey orgasms again. She squirts more ejaculate into his mouth and onto his face and chin. His hair, face and neck are now soaked.
Lacey : **screams** - "Taste the rainbow!!"
Ultimate Happiness! Nirvana (highest plateau) has been achieved.
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You said you wanted to go to the land down under, well here it is!!
Angela: About this house. Well it's very close by to the shops, with a local Wallmart around the corner. This house has electricity for your cooking and everything is voice commanded so you can shout Alexa.... do x, y, z. The walls are very thick so you don't have to worry about the neighbours hearing you while you're fucking ha ha.
**Carries on being penetrated**
Angela: Oh before i forget, the house was built on a Indian Burial ground!!
**Angela asks to be turned around to facing the window**
Angela: Being quite a exhibitionist that you are, you can always show off to passers by who you fucking!!
**Angela with a big grin smiles as a couple walk by the window and look on**
**The wife in a disgusted tone!!
Wife: Oh that naked realtor Angela White at it again. I say she has no respect!! How she sell houses is beyond me!!
**Husband watching whats going on and inner dialogue plays**
Husband: Well how do you think i've managed to get the house across the street
**Angela spots the couple watching them**
**Husband awkwardly waves at Angela through the window**
**Angela enthusiastically waves back to the couple**
Wife: Oh, come on know**
**She covers her husbands eyes and the couple leave**
**Angela rubs and tastes her cum she has received but a thought has came to her mind**
Angela: You look familiar, do I know you?
**She gasps**
Angela: I know you, you're @John_8581 from Twitter who always sending me sexual comments and dick pics. I should have recognised that dick earlier!!
John: You got me!!
Angela: Well, you going to buy this house?
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Since you @usman19 brought us into that post. Don't mind if I do too.
There she decides to get naked and play with herself. Mandy loves doing that! Always finding ways to fuel her nympho obsession. She tweaks her nipples and rubs her pussy. She gets out her big ten inch dildo (thinking about just how big @ban-one is) and then she sucks on "him" and then she rides "him" cowgirl style. Mandy likes that a lot!
It's a really hot summer day. Premium Link Upgrade decides to slip onto the shaded part of her deck as it is much cooler.
There she decides to get naked and play with herself. Mandy loves doing that! Always finding ways to fuel her nympho obsession. She tweaks her nipples and rubs her pussy. She gets out her big ten inch dildo (thinking about just how big @ban-one is) and then she sucks on "him" and then she rides "him" cowgirl style. Mandy likes that a lot!
**Wrestling fans Mia and a guy friend talk about the latest wrestling going ons at his place and one thing led to another**
**Guy tries to lift Mia up and set her up for her powerbomb... her red dress with nothing underneath accidently goes up and has her pussy exposed**
Guy: That is a pretty pussy
**Eats her pussy while lifting her up**
**Mia moans with pleasure but a referee comes in to try and break it up**
Referee: Let her go of the hold. You know you can't have someone in the corner like that for more than 5 seconds!!
**Guy carries on nibbling Mia's sweet pussy
Referee: 1.... 2... come on!!
**Referee tries to intervene placing hands on him**
Referee: 3....4.... Don't make me count you to 5 and disqualify you?
**Water dripping out of Mia as she cums as the eating gets more intense and fiesty**
Referee: 5... thats it let her go!!
**Guy brings Mia back down**
**They fuck on the table but suddenly he stops and takes her down off the table. Mia is shocked**
Mia: What's going on here?
Guy: Don't mean to burst your bubble....butt but lets take things somewhere that is soft
**Guy holds Mia's hand and leads her to the bedroom**
Guy: Ladies 1st
**Mia goes in front of him and he rubs his hand on her ass**
Guy: Look how red your ass has gone on there. Let's massage and rub it better
**Mia and her friend go upstairs to his bedroom**
Guy: This is more like it. Check out how soft the bed is. It's fairly new and i put it in myself!!
**After some kissing, he pushes Mia as she falls on the bed... hard on her back.**
Mia: Argh... my back!! The hell
**She screams in pain and places hand on her back**
Guy: How you going to become a wrestler, if you can not be able to take bumps and land correctly? Again!!
**He picks up Mia, off the bed and tries again**
**Pushes her again**
Mia: Argh my head!!!
Guy: Again!!!
**They keep repeating the process, numerous times till she gets it right!!**
**Mia all bruised all over her body, falls down on the bed one final time!!
Guy: Perfect. That's how you meant to do it!!! We do more next time.
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He: "I can smell your cunt!"
She: "Stop thinking about Jodie ******, you perv!"
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(Actors: Mark Davis & Eve Laurence.)
Guy: Have you tried some cream down there. Its so Raw that WWE are doing Monday night Raw there.
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Pussy eaten out:
Mia: "Oh yes, that spot, right there between my legs, that's the one that's been itching all day!"
Arsehole eaten out:
Mr. Piper: "Good God, you taste so much better than my wife!"
Impregnation:
Mia: "Give me your baby, don't you stop!"
Mr. Piper: "Good Lord, my wife never asks me this!"
Shower:
Mr. Piper: "It's all nice to shower and clean ourselves, but why don't we make twins?"
Mia: "I thought you would never ask!"
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