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Penlelope Kay auditioning to be Melissa Benoist's replacement in the reboot series of Supergirl
**Hot man approaches the bar and approaches Kayley**
Kayley: Why hello there handsome? Whats your name?
Hot man: I'm @usman19 , whats yours hot stuff? Is your name as hot as you look?
Kayley: Usman!! Thats exotic. My names Premium Link Upgrade !!
**Usman tries to think of a sexy chat up line/Pun to use on Kayley. He decided to do a Hulk Hogan impression as he's a wrestling fan**
Hot man/Usman: Premium Link Upgrade huh? Well what you Gunner do when Usman runs wild on you!!!
**Does a cheeky wink**
**Kayley busts out laughing**
Kayley: That is so cheesy, but i like it. It's a good thing im a wrestling fan too and understood that!!
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**When your inner stripper comes out**
**Random song is played by the Jukebox**
Kayley: Oh my, i love this song!!
**Kayley goes on the table and strips off to Gangnam Style and does the dance moves**
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**After flirting with each other**
Kayley: So what can i get you?
**The guy doesn't ***** ***** so had something else in mind**
Guy: Hmm, got milk!!
**Kayley checks the fridge**
Kayley: Sorry, we don't have any milk. Sure you don't want anything else?
**Guy stares at Kayleys big juggs**
Guy: How about your breast milk?
**Kayley is surprised but wanted to be a good barmaid**
Kayley: Ok. You going to have to milk me?
**Guy grabs Kayley's udders from behind and penetrates her to make milk**
Kayley: Oh my. Do you want full fat or semi skimmed milk?
Guy: I don't mind
**After the milking a glass of milk has been served and the guy drinks it**
Guy: That is so warm and good? Can i have another?
**Kayley nipples are feeling sore from the previous milking**
Kayley: My tits have a mind of it's own. They always vibrating.
Guy: Why that?
Kayley: Something i have to tell you, I'm not from this planet. I'm from Omicron Persei 8. My tits are like Satellite dish's which make signals to my home planet!!
Man: So do you own the place?
Kayley: Well, I'm not 100% owner yet. I bought the place with my leftover stripper money and we are still working things out. But hopefully soon.
Man: You used to be a stripper?
Kayley: Ummm yup. It was fun but I'm ready to move on and try different things.
Man: Bullshit, I don't believe you.
Kayley: Excuse me?.....Why don't you believe me?
Man: You don't have the body for it
Kayley:...Wow dude.....who the fuck do you think you are?
Man: Prove it.
Kayley: I don't have to prove anything to you.
Man: I knew it. You are all talk.
Kayley: You ****** fucker.
(She throws down the towel, walks over to the door, and locks it. It was after hours and I was the last customer)
Man: Hey, what are you doing?
Kayley: Shut up and watch.
(She gets on top of the counter and starts stripping)
Kayley: How about now? Still think I don't have the body for it? The bulge in your pants seems to disagree.
Man: Not bad. But guess what. I'm the owner of this place.
Kayley: Bro, shut the fuck up. You are not.
Man: Oh? Tell me this. Have you ever met him in person?
Kayley:.....Well...no. We've just been texting back and forth.
Man: Since you proved you're still a stripper. How's this for proof.
(He shows her the paperwork that he is indeed the owner)
Kayley:.....
Man: I can tell you really want the place but there is something you gotta do for me first.
Kayley: Oh? Like what?
Man: I want you to take care off my best friend.
Kayley: Best friend? Ok...umm where is he?
(He unzips his pants and pulls out his hard cock)
Kayley: Really dude?...What the fuck is this. A plot to a porno?
(He shakes his cock without saying anything)
Kayley:.....(sighs).....Alright asshole. You're just getting a handtug from me. That's it.
(Let's just say that one thing lead to another. A handtug lead to a handjob, a handjob lead to a blowjob, and a blowjob lead to.....well this.
Kayley: Ohhh ****, oh ****!.....Give it to me.....god that feels so good....Don't stop fucking me.
Man: C'mon baby...show me what you got. I've you can make me creampie your pussy in 2 minutes, the place is yours.
(Kayley fucked with all her might and took his cock like a champ.)
Man: Don't stop. You're so close but time is running out.
(10, 9, 8...)
Kayley: Cum in this pussy you piece of ****...give it to meeee!!!
(7, 6, 5...)
Man: Ahhhh, I'm gonna cum!
(4, 3, 2...)
(Kayley: Yes yes yes!...Cum baby cum!...Let it all out!
(1, 0...)
Man: Ahhh here it comes!...(cock twitches)...oh ****...fuck fuck! Damn this feels so fucking good!!
Kayley: Fuck yeah! I win bitch. At the buzzer.
(She continues fucking his brains out)
Man: Damn baby. You can stop. You already won, The place is yours.
Kayley: Mmmm...but I don't want to.
(She pulls his cum soaked cock from her pussy and sticks it up her very tight asshole)
Kayley: Ready for another round?
Phoenix Marie when ordering food, and they can't seem to get the order right after she explains about 10 times.
Phoenix: I've got something to tell you!! You remember all them years ago when people were wondering who let the dogs out?..... Well it was me?
**Guy drops off Kayley at her house after a date**
Kayley: Appreciate the lift. Thanks for taking me out to Mcdonalds on a date. No guy has ever done that to me before. I loved the happy meal
**Kayley phone alarm rings**
Kayley: Oh my it's that time.
**Kayley whips her leg over the glove compartment**
Kayley: Doctor says i need to make sure i masturbate least 5 times a day**
**Rubs her clit**
**Kayley grabs the guys hands and places towards her pussy**
Kayley: Would you like to help and rub it for me? It really helps me relax and help my hands to wonder elsewhere!!
*Kayley giving a handjob**
Kayley: I'm really liking this gearstick. I wonder how many gears it has?
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