This is how to get an A* every time. It's not who you know, but who you fuck!!
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Death by Snu Snu
**Partner walks in on Luna**
Partner: WTF is this. Luna why you so shiney
Luna: Babe, this is what the Brazzers massage is about
Other guy: It's all about massaging her in cum aswell as other oils. She covered in others cum too
Partner: Can i get this treatment to from from one of your female masseurs?
Other guy: Sure but be prepared to cum for them
**In Kayley Gunner (the boss) office**
Guy: Saw Moon knight the other day. In the ep....
**Kayler Gunner interupts**
Kayley: No, No. Shush. I don't want to hear about that, as not seen the show.... yet!! It's on my to watch list
*Guy stands up with bulge in his pants**
Kayley: Oh my, is that something in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Guy: Do i look like someone who is happy to see you?
**Kayley with a puzzled look**
Kayley: Hmm...wellll
Kayley Gunner: Hello. Spa. Please cancel my appointment as i feel i be relieved of stress another way today
When you pump cum instead of Gas into her engine. Question is is it petrolium or Gasoline?
Cum prices are going up.
**Kayley hears someone parking up in the car park and commands to be taken to the window**
Kayley: Take me to the window please
**Moans as she penetrated from behind. There she see someone who is late and not getting in to start. She bangs on the window and shouts out the window with her naked body, tits pressed against the glass**
Kayley: Hey @usman19 , i'm not paying you to not be working. Get in the office and start making gifs for Freeones**
Kayley: Have i been a bad boss? Spank me once for no, twice for yes
**Gets spanked thrice**
*Kayley shocked**
Kayley: What does that mean?
Guy: You been a bad boss, but i just love your golden brown bubble butt!!
**Carries on spanking each cheek**
Kayley: Saw this on 50 shades of grey. Try it on me. Be my Christian Grey. Keep pulling me rough like that. I want to improve my posture
Kayley: Hmm off to the sperm bank. He cummed on me good. I should finally become a *** at this rate
My battery lasts longer than any other
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**Guy comes in for interview**
Kayley: "Security, I got a weirdo here. Without pants."
Security: Really? That crazy bearded guy with his hair in a braided turban who we just sent up an hour ago?
Kayley: "Yes. Well now he's without underpants."
Security: Right. We'll be right up.
**Guy thrown out of building without underwear and pants**
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Interview gone wrong. I like it
Luna Star, shiny: she got turned on giving the guy a Nuru massage - so she decided to use the oil on herself, too
LS, partner: it is the Massage Parlor Manager, doing a quality check
Kayley Gunner, office: you're not working out as the new bookkeeper like I hoped ..; unless ..
KG, reaction: hmmmm - you seem excited that you might be losing your job, eh?
KG, convo: Secretary? It's going to take longer than I thought to provide the six-month evaluation; hold my calls
LS, partner: it is the Massage Parlor Manager, doing a quality check
Kayley Gunner, office: you're not working out as the new bookkeeper like I hoped ..; unless ..
KG, reaction: hmmmm - you seem excited that you might be losing your job, eh?
KG, convo: Secretary? It's going to take longer than I thought to provide the six-month evaluation; hold my calls
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