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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
And by "is a gigantic fucking vagina," did you mean "often gets a lot of vaginal action applied to his penis?" Because then you'd be right.

Yeah, you probably would need some Vagisil after passing out at 10:30. Did you even make it past one drink?

:facepalm:
 
lol you sucked somebody's penis!

You weren't complaining earlier, slut.

(Wait, if I admit to sucking a cat's dick, does that break board rules? Fucking whimsy!)

Yeah, you probably would need some Vagisil after passing out at 10:30. Did you even make it past one drink?

:facepalm:

20 oz of scotch later, I can still type. In fact, I may be at my best. Let me see:

Andy Ry smells like donkey scrotum.

Yup. I've still got it.
 
Wait....wait. What do I smell now?

A hint of anus, a bit of ball sweat. And is that, no. It can't be. A hint of lavender soap?

Yes. That's whimsy I smell.
 
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