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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
No drinking for me tonight. No beer is as smooth as LSD.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
I've got a bottle of Scotch next to me. Expect brilliance from my posts tonight.

Who's with me?
Sorry. But if I did that... I'd have to check myself into the detox tomorrow. Hehe. :)



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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Out for three hours and in bed by midnight. Fuck, when did I get priorities? :mad:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Miller High Life, FTW!

:glugglug: Fuck you, Cat! :mad:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
He must be a crappy drinker! He is already signed off?

He's busy banging Kimmy. I had my way with her earlier, and as usual, Dirk wanted my sloppy seconds.
 
Hardly. I bet he is the type who can't get it up after one drink. Poor guy.

And you, well, you're just a drunkard worried about sweaty men playing with balls for a high score than chasing skirt.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
And you, well, you're just a drunkard worried about sweaty men playing with balls for a high score than chasing skirt.

Yeah? Well, in about twenty minutes I'll be banging the beautiful brunette lying in my bed right now. Or she'll get pissed at me for waking her up and tell me to fuck off. Cross your fingers!
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Yeah? Well, in about twenty minutes I'll be banging the beautiful brunette lying in my bed right now. Or she'll get pissed at me for waking her up and tell me to fuck off. Cross your fingers!

Do the board proud! And take pictures!!!

All of you are welcome to sniff my empty ballsack at your earliest convenience.


Internet problems.
:mad:

STFU you lightweight homosexual!

You don't deserve to post after passing out from drinking two shots!
 
without the Internet, and therefore Internet porn, I am not understanding how your ball sacks could be empty?

Plz explain.

kthnxbai ...

I donated my testicles to Andy Ry. He seemed to need them a LOT more than I did.

Is that what you call it when someone is a gigantic fucking vagina?

And by "is a gigantic fucking vagina," did you mean "often gets a lot of vaginal action applied to his penis?" Because then you'd be right.

STFU you lightweight homosexual!

You don't deserve to post after passing out from drinking two shots!

I didn't pass out...I was busy sucking someone's cock. Fucking get it right, you twatsicle.
 
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