If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

[METAL HEAD]

Re: Your Last Meal

whould it matter ?

 

[calpoon]

Re: Your Last Meal

I think i'd like to try human flesh. what the heck, you're gonna fry anyway. there's plenty of corpses laying around, I don't think that'd be too much to ask.

preferably a fetus. make it worthwhile for the folks watching. ya know, good karma for making my executioners feel justified.

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: Your Last Meal

I think i'd like to try human flesh. what the heck, you're gonna fry anyway. there's plenty of corpses laying around, I don't think that'd be too much to ask.

preferably a fetus. make it worthwhile for the folks watching. ya know, good karma for making my executioners feel justified.

Thats a good idea, if you really want to put on a show, drop your trousers squeeze one out and eat it. Now thats a show!

Or dog shit if you dont want to eat your own shit. Still good :hatsoff:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Re: Your Last Meal

Why have a last meal? Your just going to shit it out when you kick the bucket.

Just give me a couple liters of Coke and I'll be good. I don't need food.

 

[devlinvelez]

Re: Your Last Meal

....some of you guys would make for funny prisoners.......

 

[dave_rhino]

Re: Your Last Meal

....some of you guys would make for funny prisoners.......

Until they make you bend over for the soap!

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: Your Last Meal

Until they make you bend over for the soap!

Yeah. Then were all business :nannerf1:






:wave2:

 

[Jagger69]

Re: Your Last Meal

A bottle of Jack Daniel's and about 50 oxycontins.

 

[ImASlut69]

Re: Your Last Meal

Last night when I got off work, vodka/orange juice and taco bell!!!!:nanner:

 

[YMIHERE]

Re: Your Last Meal

I think i'd like to try human flesh. what the heck, you're gonna fry anyway. there's plenty of corpses laying around, I don't think that'd be too much to ask.

Death row inmates can have any thing they want for their last meal. This is why they did not execute Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Re: Your Last Meal

Death row inmates can have any thing they want for their last meal. This is why they did not execute Jeffrey Dahmer.

So, if you say you want the warden's wife...? :1orglaugh

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Your Last Meal

If you were condemned to die in a prison by electrocution or lethal injection what would you want as a last meal ?

I would want to eat a lot of.....









































PUSSY!!!

 

[Dootifull]

Re: Your Last Meal

Roladin, mashed potatoes with brown gravy made from scratch, a crescent roll, some random asparagus dish, caesar salad, and some kind of home made soup (probably potato chowder with ham or chicken and dumplings). Boulevard Wheat with lemon to drink. No dessert.

 

[senob44]

Re: Your Last Meal

At least three dozen steamed, already peeled jumbo shrimp with my own cocktail sauce I used to make. (plenty of horseradish) :thumbsup

 

[Fresno]

Re: Your Last Meal

All the pussy I could eat and I would never stop!

 

[Legzman]

Re: Your Last Meal

A fat juicy steak...say...75 ounces or so! That way I could eat till I was stuffed! With about a keg of beer to wash it down with. God damn it if I'm gonna fry, I wanna be completely shit faced for the festivities!

 

[Nyakisseng]

Re: Your Last Meal

All the diffrent thai food that I can lay my hands on :>

 

[calpoon]

Re: Your Last Meal

I'd call up Macgyver and have him fax me over a list of ingredients that could be used to hatch out an escape plan.

Squirt the Tabasco sauce in the guards eye, pick the lock with a chicken bone, etc.

 

[senob44]

Re: Your Last Meal

I changed my mind. My last meal would be Olive Garden's "Never Ending Pasta Bowl". I could just sit there, eating very slowly (so I don't get full) forever!

 

[Facetious]

Re: Your Last Meal

Roasted Duck . . . or maybe breaded and sauteed Abolone

Fresh cut & steamed Blue Lake Green beans

Rice Pilaf from scratch

A Pine Ridge Stags Leap Chardonnay
(Napa Ca.) Estate Bottled
Malolactically Fermented, "Sur Lie" in either "Nevers" or Limousin French oak Barrels.

or a ZD, Grgigh Hills, Stony Hill, Mayacamas or Chalone Vineyard Estate Bottling Chardonnay :yummy: All Good :thumbsup:


Desert -
A bowl of "Cherry Garcia" and a glass of late harvest Johannesburg Riesling.