If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

Something Expensive And That Would Take A LONG TIME To Finish
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Two extra long chil cheese coneys from Sonic drive-in.
Ten hot dogs from Bob's Sandwich Shop.
5 SuperSonic breakfast burritos again from Sonic drive-in.
A big ass tankard of Diet Coke and Diet Moutain Dew mixed!
A twelve pack of Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.
A gallon of Cookies'N'Cream Ice Cream.
A 32oz ribeye steak cooked medium rare.
Fried rice and chicken flavored egg rolls.
Big container of Cajun rice from Popeye's.
A box of Little Debbie's Christmas Tree Cakes and oatmeal creme cookies.
Big bag of white powdered donuts.
Campbell's and/or Progresso Chicken Noodle soup with rice.
Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Italian Sausage Ravioli.

-cs™
 
I'd ask to eat Vida Guerra's pussy, and then after that I'd order Sushi (my favorite food) and a gun to kill myself with :thefinger
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
sushi. the expensive stuff. toro, abalone, uni, things like that. gallons of beer to go with it. a big selection of different kinds.
 
Whole boiled potato, two I think, couple of roast beef slices with parsley sauce drizzled over them and garden peas + baby carrots on the side.
Washed down with a cup of earl grey tea and one final smoke.
 
If you gonna get the chair, its no use because you gonna shit your pants as you die. So nothing spicy. Maybe a glass of warm milk and roladis to help with digestion.
 
I don't think they actually do last meals anymore. I mean they do, but i'm pretty sure they just have a menu that lists the items they have in the kitchen, to choose from. on account of i'd request some totally rare item that took them foever to find and they wouldn't be able to execute me until they found it. because of that exact scenario that's why I assume they don't do special requests, and if you couldn't decide on something, then they'd just give you something you didn't want and then execute you whether you ate in or not.
Honestly I really wouldn't care what I ate. It's not like you're going to be having the memory of the best meal you ever ate, you'll be worm food in five minutes. I guess maybe the worms will appreciate the fine dining that's mixed in with your carcass, but I doubt they really care either.
 
in n out triple with just cheese and onions
a philly cheesesteak
a bean burrito with extra cheese and onions with the hottest sauce imaginable
 
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