I wanna be a pron start, help me

[Jsmoothpa]

I wanna be a porn star, help me.

I am a great writer and have great vision. I am getting old and live in a small town, where I'm knowing from stories I'm in the wrong place for the career move I am asking help to make. I also, write movies and I hope someone will find that and my handsome face, and what was a great body, need a little gym work. As sexy as when I used to take care of it daily. Seeing how expensive traveling costs are for visiting New York and Hollywood can become if I cannot get an immediate yes. I am hoping you can look at my profile and see if you would like me working with or/and for you. And I made the blog to see if I can offer help that Professionals just usually take the time to explore and let me do this for you as a side job. I guess Kendra Wilkinson had been a positive influence on my decisions and approach to earning money and staying on the career path I choose everyday when I wake up and go to sleep at night, no matter how boring this little town has become.

Please, write to me, it can be fun! and I am always opened to all expense paid job offers for you and me. I am a born winner and haven't lead a losing team yet. maybe I can help this time!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, you aren't a great writer, and I don't find your face great, either. Good luck, though!

:2 cents:

 

[kappy]

Good luck to you

 

[gunslingingbird]

You can get to New York pretty cheap. You have a thumb, don't you?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Instead of asking people to help you out, whether it's with getting your writing more widely known, earning money or becoming a porn star, why don't you take some initiative and do some work yourself?

 

[DJCowboy]

I wanna be a porn star, help me.

I am a great writer and have great vision. I am getting old and live in a small town, where I'm knowing from stories I'm in the wrong place for the career move I am asking help to make. I also, write movies and I hope someone will find that and my handsome face, and what was a great body, need a little gym work. As sexy as when I used to take care of it daily. Seeing how expensive traveling costs are for visiting New York and Hollywood can become if I cannot get an immediate yes. I am hoping you can look at my profile and see if you would like me working with or/and for you. And I made the blog to see if I can offer help that Professionals just usually take the time to explore and let me do this for you as a side job. I guess Kendra Wilkinson had been a positive influence on my decisions and approach to earning money and staying on the career path I choose everyday when I wake up and go to sleep at night, no matter how boring this little town has become.

Please, write to me, it can be fun! and I am always opened to all expense paid job offers for you and me. I am a born winner and haven't lead a losing team yet. maybe I can help this time!

You say you're a good writer? Then is this whole set of words you've mushed together some sort of profound ironic statement? I'm confused

 

[DOA82]

Your words -

"I know I have 15 total movie ideas, and one complete script that can be completed most easily if I can find a company not scared to let me help when they need it to be picture perfect. I'm a Don Juan type, so I enjoy and entertain! With a huge amount of success, my background check will show you what your eyes couldn't believe until you meet me! "

You aren't much of a writer if you can actually count the ideas you have, not to mention the fact 15 is a pitifully low number for a writer.

"P.S. FreeOnes you kinda owe me one! Maybe more than one, by my count. I just want to be an active part of society"

How do you reason this? Freeones doesn't owe you shit.

"I believe an AVN award winning movie writer gets to be rich, and surrounded by lots of actresses and celebs that will be very fun to hang around and spend weekends! I want in FeeOnes, and I'm willing to write a hundred movie scripts, wardrobe designs, and invent and write anything requested of and paid for to me, in some way shape or form, because friends are friends until one of them say No!"

What you believe and whats real are two very different things and in this case I dare say fantasy and reality are further apart than maybe you are willing to realise. Rich? Maybe (I stress the maybe part) Surrounded by lots of actresses and celebs? Pure fiction. You want in "Feeones" - I think you overestimate just exactly the reach this website has into the adult industry.

You are desperately whoring yourself based on the limited skill set you do have. Your posts scream "I will do anything" in return for some exaggerated rewards that this site is in no way able to offer. If it were there would be a hundred more qualified applicants and most of them would teenagers who were at least smart enough to blag their way passed the age screening on the sign up page.

Write yourself a personality, learn to use the spell check and for the love of god proof read!

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Thank you

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I have a little money on the side.

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I did what I could in Pittsburgh. No luck, Copyright is supposed to send me results on my submission (Scipt is the same).

No, it's an original idea, with no ruff draft, or following works in progress to speak about.

 

[brodkill]

wouldnt you rather be a "porn end"?

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Unless you are paying for my time and punishment, you haven't hired me to work for you. requests per paying customers only!

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WTF is a Porn end. I do plan on acting in each and every movie I write, kinda like Steohen King does his Rated r movies, except these Pornos!

 

[brodkill]

I am willing to pay










































for your first session at sylvan learning center

a porn start is the opposite of a porn end....duh

 

[bobjustbob]

Greyhound Pittsburgh to NYC round trip $56. 9 hours each way. Make your contacts and be sure you're going to present something worth them listening to you. Their time is as important as your's so be well prepared. This could be your break. I hope this helps.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Are you willing to do gay porn? How about Mexican donkey show porn?

 

[Jsmoothpa]

our too obious (fat) to enjoy my work and my company. Pay for Jenny craig, you's finally have something to talk about! LOL

What comedian, the movie script will be an award winner, and I will receive $25 million on the books for MTV cribs, one is unknown by me I am just the designer ($), the other will make me a billionaire in 5-10 years! Maybe not enough for a comedian, but I might have a better chance at stealing your spotlight! LOL

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No Donkey dicks in my butthole. I'm a rookie, I'd prefer to be looked at like a spectacular Born again Virgin everyone is fighting to work with and hire themselves!

 

[xfire]

Greyhound Pittsburgh to NYC round trip $56. 9 hours each way. Make your contacts and be sure you're going to present something worth them listening to you. Their time is as important as your's so be well prepared. This could be your break. I hope this helps.

You're way too kind to this chump after the way he flaked out on you last time.

 

[StanScratch]

I wanna be a porn star, help me.

I am a great writer and have great vision. I am getting old and live in a small town, where I'm knowing from stories I'm in the wrong place for the career move I am asking help to make. I also, write movies and I hope someone will find that and my handsome face, and what was a great body, need a little gym work. As sexy as when I used to take care of it daily. Seeing how expensive traveling costs are for visiting New York and Hollywood can become if I cannot get an immediate yes. I am hoping you can look at my profile and see if you would like me working with or/and for you. And I made the blog to see if I can offer help that Professionals just usually take the time to explore and let me do this for you as a side job. I guess Kendra Wilkinson had been a positive influence on my decisions and approach to earning money and staying on the career path I choose everyday when I wake up and go to sleep at night, no matter how boring this little town has become.

Please, write to me, it can be fun! and I am always opened to all expense paid job offers for you and me. I am a born winner and haven't lead a losing team yet. maybe I can help this time!

While that is a lot of words and you do not state your true desires verbatim, I know exactly what you want. And the answer is "Yes." I will fuck you in the ass and cum all over your hot face. Fortunately, you have provided me in the past enough information to find you, I know your address, and I will be over shortly.
I hope you have a lot of lube.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Thank you

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I have a little money on the side.

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I did what I could in Pittsburgh. No luck, Copyright is supposed to send me results on my submission (Scipt is the same).

No, it's an original idea, with no ruff draft, or following works in progress to speak about.

Unless you are paying for my time and punishment, you haven't hired me to work for you. requests per paying customers only!

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WTF is a Porn end. I do plan on acting in each and every movie I write, kinda like Steohen King does his Rated r movies, except these Pornos!

our too obious (fat) to enjoy my work and my company. Pay for Jenny craig, you's finally have something to talk about! LOL

What comedian, the movie script will be an award winner, and I will receive $25 million on the books for MTV cribs, one is unknown by me I am just the designer ($), the other will make me a billionaire in 5-10 years! Maybe not enough for a comedian, but I might have a better chance at stealing your spotlight! LOL

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No Donkey dicks in my butthole. I'm a rookie, I'd prefer to be looked at like a spectacular Born again Virgin everyone is fighting to work with and hire themselves!

Please read through each of these, your responses. Notice that in every single one there are problems with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. Then, acknowledge you are a terrible writer, and abandon this dream of yours.

 

[xfire]

The title was bad enough. A "pron start". I'm just glad he isn't political.

 

[DOA82]

our too obious (fat) to enjoy my work and my company. Pay for Jenny craig, you's finally have something to talk about! LOL

Obious? Meaning fat?, Jesus. I could understand if you were a letter or two away from the word, that I could over look it as a typo. Now I know you're just ignorant and a troll through and through.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Obious? Meaning fat?, Jesus. I could understand if you were a letter or two away from the word, that I could over look it as a typo. Now I know you're just ignorant and a troll through and through.

He's not handsome, either. I know you let just about anything go for a hot guy.