I wanna be a pron start, help me

[bobjustbob]

You're way too kind to this chump after the way he flaked out on you last time.

Yea, I know. But it's not like I lost anything in the process. If this guy comes to NY or Philly, I'll come in from Jersey and buy him lunch and look at his stuff. I don't have porn contacts here so that is up to him to find them. I'll drop a few k on a project if someone else is willing to do the same. It's business. NY is virgin territory for porn. Everything is either on the west coast or Florida. If he has the stuff to crack the NE market open then lots of money can be made. Mucho talent here that won't have to travel far to get a gig.

 

[BlueBalls]

 

[John_8581]

Greyhound Pittsburgh to NYC round trip $56. 9 hours each way. Make your contacts and be sure you're going to present something worth them listening to you. Their time is as important as your's so be well prepared. This could be your break. I hope this helps.

NYC? Bob -- this guy will be arrested in the Holland Tunnel, provided he drops his pants in there. :rofl2:

* Just me being twisted again.

 

[xfire]

Yea, I know. But it's not like I lost anything in the process. If this guy comes to NY or Philly, I'll come in from Jersey and buy him lunch and look at his stuff. I don't have porn contacts here so that is up to him to find them. I'll drop a few k on a project if someone else is willing to do the same. It's business. NY is virgin territory for porn. Everything is either on the west coast or Florida. If he has the stuff to crack the NE market open then lots of money can be made. Mucho talent here that won't have to travel far to get a gig.

I don't think he's serious. He'll just play it off like he wasn't home. He's home. :1orglaugh

 

[Briana Lee]

Please read through each of these, your responses. Notice that in every single one there are problems with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. Then, acknowledge you are a terrible writer, and abandon this dream of yours.

^^^^^This....

 

[luis1972]

Get lost!

 

[StanScratch]

Come on, guys, give the guy a break. Take it from a fellow writer that he IS a great writer. Ignore the misspellings, grammatical errors, punctuation errors, typos, misrepresentations of facts, plot holes, lack of character development, shallow dialogue, inability to articulate a point and a couple of other nit pickings, and what he has here is gold!
Except the titles suck ass. Oh, and he makes Sacha Cohen look like a true male model.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

As long as you keep score and let your friends listen to your bullshit, you'll be just fine.

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So, cock in pussy, or dick in your mouth is too much english for you tolearn, amybe you should hire me as a tudor, I need a good hoe! LOL

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In your pussy?

If I didn't visit, you'd still be a retard who couldn't pick a million dollar idea out of Donald Trumps investments pile of work. No jacking off or starring people work here, no wierdos, PLEASE! LOL

 

[lurkingdirk]

english (English)
tolearn (to learn)
amybe (maybe)
tudor (tutor)

 

[John_8581]

tudor (tutor)

No it's Tudor ... he wants to be King.

:1orglaugh :rofl2:

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Nah, I'd rather you look at me like a Prince. when I get married my title can change and you can greet me as King. LOL

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Jerkoff

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Wow, how amazing. LOL This has to be the funniest place naked people can cum together and make me laugh!

 

[xfire]

Nah, I'd rather you blahblahblah

When did you escape from the autism institute?

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Make it a field strip, grab some friends. Book some work round my way. Visit me at night you stay the night and fuck me sideways, it'll be fun! Room is free (On me), and I cook breakfast, lunch and dinner. So, you will have your own private cook. The 40 projects will be ready at your request. Since I'm the Rookie you lead the way to success. I'm just an idea man, who happens to be an injured Prodigal Savant. If you love making things grow I have one dick in my shorts and a career that needs you to make all the work famous for millions to see, more if you just as great as I am, but you can judge it, from the top, bottom and any other way you plan to Be!

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

Learning spell check will get you much farther in your ambitions! just a note!

 

[xfire]

 

[StanScratch]

I have a sudden urge to shoot kittens out of a t-shirt cannon.

 

[robot_r0ck]

Please visit the nearest mental hospital Jsmoothpa. It would be a good thing for you to do.

http://i3.ytimg.com/u/BbCnveaSxvDwAozRT3Adhw/channels3_background.jpg

 

[gunslingingbird]

Come on, guys, give the guy a break. Take it from a fellow writer that he IS a great writer. Ignore the misspellings, grammatical errors, punctuation errors, typos, misrepresentations of facts, plot holes, lack of character development, shallow dialogue, inability to articulate a point and a couple of other nit pickings, and what he has here is gold!
Except the titles suck ass. Oh, and he makes Sacha Cohen look like a true male model.

I don't know about being a pron start, but with those qualifications mainstream Hollywood would snatch him up in a heartbeat! Fuck, he could probably write Matt Damon's next movie!

 

[Patrick_S]

The really sad thing is that with all the hopeless spelling on internet forums you just don´t know if this guy is for real or if the whole thing is some sort of attempt to be ironic.

 

[gunslingingbird]

The really sad thing is that with all the hopeless spelling on internet forums you just don´t know if this guy is for real or if the whole thing is some sort of attempt to be ironic.

I would say the former.