I wanna be a pron start, help me

[Thomas O'Malley]

I wanna be a porn star, help me.

I am a great writer and have great vision. I am getting old and live in a small town, where I'm knowing from stories I'm in the wrong place for the career move I am asking help to make. I also, write movies and I hope someone will find that and my handsome face, and what was a great body, need a little gym work. As sexy as when I used to take care of it daily. Seeing how expensive traveling costs are for visiting New York and Hollywood can become if I cannot get an immediate yes. I am hoping you can look at my profile and see if you would like me working with or/and for you. And I made the blog to see if I can offer help that Professionals just usually take the time to explore and let me do this for you as a side job. I guess Kendra Wilkinson had been a positive influence on my decisions and approach to earning money and staying on the career path I choose everyday when I wake up and go to sleep at night, no matter how boring this little town has become.

Please, write to me, it can be fun! and I am always opened to all expense paid job offers for you and me. I am a born winner and haven't lead a losing team yet. maybe I can help this time!

Dude, one word: pathetic.

 

[cumrocket]

haha! didn't notice it said "pron start" until later when it was mentioned.

also i think he's fakin' that he's this bad of a writer because it would be impossible to make that many mistakes on purpose.

if we look pass the spelling, i'm sure many of us would admit we'd love to be in the industry and i would just like to thank those who have sort of kept the dream alive for me by providing your insight here.

things i've considered but will probably never do: adultwork.xxx, get government assistance if possible to start my own company; hire homeless and other uggos then give them products at mcssl.com/store/look2good.

 

[bootsperverted]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[bobjustbob]

Here's a contact.
Scores Holding Company.
533-535 West 27th Street
New York City, NY 10001-5505 | Main: (212) 421-3763
Media contact Mercedes Corona 212-868-4900 x310.
E-mail mcorona@scoresholding.com

I hope this helps.

 

[Ravenholm]

Well I for one love Pron I eat them all the time (Pron's = Prawn's). But why in the fuck would someone want to be a Pron Star I don't know. Fucking sea life isn't my idea of a good time.

 

[gunslingingbird]

This thread is hilarious!

Is it? :dunno:

 

[Ravenholm]

It's better than being on the receiving end of a kick in the face, is it not?.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It's better than being on the receiving end of a kick in the face, is it not?.

Hmmm... I'll have to ponder that for a bit. Let me get back to you. :hatsoff:

 

[John_8581]

Well I for one love Pron I eat them all the time (Pron's = Prawn's). But why in the fuck would someone want to be a Pron Star I don't know. Fucking sea life isn't my idea of a good time.

What? Hmmmmmm??!! Interesting.....



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:1orglaugh :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl2: :1orglaugh

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Simple; Amaze us all. Write a short story here and show your skills or get the fuck out

 

[Jsmoothpa]

If I use Spell check will they cum?

I've done that lately the let me out, Run! And after I return from New York, you can make a second opinion of your own! Don't your foot belonged on the Floor anyway! LOL

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I like the picture though that is worth something, too bad you couldn't recommend a company that would buy a movie script from a Prodigal Savant. The Professionalism Shows! LOL

I've already done some, but working Underground has left me with no credible credit to present you. I mean if the President and the President's men robbed you every year, You Might find an alternative way to have award winning movie ideas produced to watch your success (That's just my angle)! Suge Knight and his crew too. 26 years and even the Secret Service will not help, unless I threaten the President in words! LOL Vengence is venomous, but Justice reaches it's peak!

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If talent were easy to find, we'd all have an equal amount of money (One for him, one for her, not hard work at all)! LOL

I'm Happy to make you smile, anything else I can do for such a pretty lady?

 

[Jsmoothpa]

So, you know how to make yourself laugh, by placing false information. wow, so are able to release your real career. Or is that a lie too? LOL No worries i made contact with one yesterday, i am lining them up. This is a championship lineup. Not a waste of any one persons time. but Jokes usually can collected for Books! Don't worry your probably gonna let the moment pass, because your just too used of your career! LOL

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The pleasure of my co-workers and the pain of watching wishers wishing seems to be the reward I'm attracted too! LOL

How much is your offer? american money unless it's a car slip! LOL

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No worries, i plan to lick lots of pussy, fuck lots of phat asses. and let you all watch on videos and AVN award ceremonies. These are my gifts in life; Being #1 and watching you all enjoy it! Thank God for you, and Thank God for me, but like a Desperado I have to go now, I'll see you again!

 

[StanScratch]

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If talent were easy to find, we'd all have an equal amount of money (One for him, one for her, not hard work at all)! LOL

I'm Happy to make you smile, anything else I can do for such a pretty lady?

You know what is the great thing about this post? Besides having absolutely no idea who it is addressed to?
No lady has posted in this thread since the last time smoothy last posted in this thread. Which means he is basically calling one of us dudes a "pretty lady"
If that does not send a chill up your spine, or give you a boner, then you are not human.

 

[Ravenholm]

He is either very clever in his attempts at making us believe he is unstable. Or he really does believe what he types. I don't know which is worse haha.

 

[gunslingingbird]

2 things:
1. Learn how to use the quote, or, even better, the multi-quote button. Nobody knows who the fuck you're replying to if you don't quote them.

2. STOP FUCKING MAKING CONSECUTIVE POSTS, GOD DAMMIT!!! You have 10 minutes to edit your posts. If you have anything further to spew in that time frame you press the "Edit Post" button, not make shitloads of consecutive posts.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't make gunslingingbird mad. You won't like him when he's mad.

 

[bobjustbob]

I hope he ain't talking to me when he says false information. Scores is a publicly traded company on the OTC.

 

[Briana Lee]

2 things:
1. Learn how to use the quote, or, even better, the multi-quote button. Nobody knows who the fuck you're replying to if you don't quote them.

2. STOP FUCKING MAKING CONSECUTIVE POSTS, GOD DAMMIT!!! You have 10 minutes to edit your posts. If you have anything further to spew in that time frame you press the "Edit Post" button, not make shitloads of consecutive posts.

:goodpost: I'm still trying to work out if he ever replied to my facepalm post....

 

[brodkill]

troll...spam....troll...spam....troll...spam

 

[Jsmoothpa]

stop trading jokes on people! If it was a real company the phone wouldn't have an automated message telling you a funny motherfucker, especially that part in your hair! LOL

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I had no idea that the quote worked that way. I responded to you all by clicking you and replying. See some people do know more than me! LOL

I wanna be a porn star that gets to use my creative talents to help my company to help make award winning and popular pornos. I'm like Tiger Woods on the grass, I mean ass! LOL Like Jordan when he was not at North Carolina yet, but used to the abuse! LOL Put me in coach, I know I can do it, just give me a chance, just one chance, Please!