I may be the only guy one earth to be rejected by every girl

[Will E Worm]

Where has Psychology been? There's a few people in this thread who need to comeback.

 

[Mr_Balls]

TRY THIS

Walk into a bar and right when you walk into the bar let out a loud, "WHHHOOOOPEEEEEE!"
Sit next to a woman or stand next to her.
Order a drink.
Introduce yourself.
Ask her random things about her.
Call her cute and give her compliments.
Ask her if she wants to make out.
It might work.

 

[robot_r0ck]

He could have always tried the "BlueBalls" method to getting women.

 

[vodkazvictim]

most of you here seem to have wives/girlfriends (and lots of sex obviously)

:wtf:
:rofl:

 

[Red Spyder]

I was going to say "join the club" but then I remembered, I've had a couple girlfriends. Though this "being rejected by literally every girl" thing has been the usual for me for the last 10 plus years and counting.

But then again, there's always hookers! :tongue:

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

I was going to say "join the club" but then I remembered, I've had a couple girlfriends. Though this "being rejected by literally every girl" thing has been the usual for me for the last 10 plus years and counting.

But then again, there's always hookers! :tongue:

yeah, and hookers dont make you listen to their shit all the time or bitch about you watching hockey games, or make you hang out with their parents... ive been with my share of girls, and ill just tell you... go to a strip joint with 20 bucks, get a handjob behind someones van, go home alone so you can watch reruns of robot chicken in fucking peace, and watch porn, because most of these girls are much better at what they do than the girl selling cookies at the mall...

 

[Jack Davenport]

Don't give up. I had a friend that never could get a girlfriend or a date and suddenly he wasn't showing up to hang out with us and we find out he had a girlfriend. he was an average guy and she is beautiful. They got married and have been married for over 20 years.

 

[BCT]

:wtf:
:rofl:

That had me rolling too! :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

I am going on 32 this summer; I've never been on a date, kiss a woman or been kissed by a woman, never had a girlfriend, and still never had sex. I've been rejected for 22yrs in a row. I won't pay for sex, ever, I've put ads up for NSA & FWB and never get any responses to those or regular personal ads!

Egads! Much younger men have threatened suicide with posts like this.

You're probably better off going the way of the aformentioned, really, just make believe that you are living in hell (you probably are anyway) what do you have to lose, maybe in the next life you can be a dominant male rat, they do a lot of fuckin... then again you could end up being some kind of arthropod... it's up to you.
Life just sucks sometimes, huh?

 

[blindedinchains]

Most good looking women that I have ever met don't want a niceguy, they want someone who will beat them, cheat on them, and treat them like shit in general. This is who they always seemingly go for. Then they come crying to nice guys wondering why they cant find guys like us, but when the time comes they wont have us.

This post has so much truth in it...

 

[BlueBalls]

He could have always tried the "BlueBalls" method to getting women.

I am an inspiration aren't I?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

TRY THIS

Walk into a bar and right when you walk into the bar let out a loud, "WHHHOOOOPEEEEEE!"
Sit next to a woman or stand next to her.
Order a drink.
Introduce yourself.
Ask her random things about her.
Call her cute and give her compliments.
Ask her if she wants to make out.
It might work.

No it won't.

 

[robot_r0ck]

I am an inspiration aren't I?

Sorry BlueBalls. You don't inspire me.

...but you are a huge inspiration to serial rapists. That's why I mentioned your excellent "methods" of getting women.

 

[PirateKing]

I am an inspiration aren't I?

Ted Bundy has nothing on you Blue.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sorry BlueBalls. You don't inspire me.

...but you are a huge inspiration to serial rapists. That's why I mentioned your excellent "methods" of getting women.

Serial rapist?

:wtf:

He just kills them. They can't say no, then.

 

[xfire]

OP needs to turn the tables on these queens of rejection. How so? Simple. The next woman you see just tell her no. That's right, no. Walking by a woman in the grocery store, just say no. Pumping gas and there's a woman at the next pump? No. Nuh-uh. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Fuck you. Get used to telling women no. You have to realize that most of them just want something from you, anyway, and most guys don't have the balls to say no. No is a great world. It takes all the power away from her and puts you firmly in the driver seat.

 

[robot_r0ck]