I almost made it to the shitter, but...

This Talk Board was once fucking hi-larious. Here's something that I hope lightens things up a bit.
Have you ever been in that situation where you had to decide whether to pinch it or run for it? I was in Office Depot a couple of years ago and the feeling came over me. It was that sudden holy ****, don't fucking move feeling! So there I stood for about 3-5 minutes waiting for that feeling of mobility to return...but the feeling did not return. In fact customers began walking by and I knew it would be just a matter of time before...and then it happened. I wish I had been wearing briefs that day in stead of boxers!
 

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