Hypothetical Questions

[RKO!!!05]

well, If I was at my fav club for 5+ years, then I would probably leave.

If your favourite team were relegated to a lower league, would you still support them or support another team?

 

[dirac]

I'd still support Rovers no matter what!

How much would you pay to save a tramp's life?

 

[RKO!!!05]

£100,000.

If you were poor and hungry and needy, how would you try to make the most of every day in your life?

 

[dirac]

just to stay alive, and help my bum buddies of corse!

Would you eat a rotting dead body to stay alive?

 

[RKO!!!05]

That would be wrong, but if I had to. . . . . . . . . .I'm afraid not, just couldn't.

If you were in hospital after a terrible accident, or you went ***********, you woke up and then the doctor says 'I'm afraid you have cancer and it cannot be cured' what would your first reaction be? How would you handle it from that point onwards?

 

[Dixie Normus]

First I'd ask for a second opinion. The doctor would say, "Ok you're ugly too."

Then I'd make the most of my last bit of life.

swim with dolphins...
i hear on occasion the dolphins get aroused and want to plug YOU in the blowhole...i'll pass

parasailing...
one bad parachute could turn 6 months into 6 minutes
again,i'll take a mulligan.

tattoo...
my luck the guy would find out and decide to be funny and tattoo his coleslaw recipe on my back,pass again.

write a book...
a book written in six months probably wouldnt be worth reading.nah..not interested

but making every motherfucker who ever pissed me off pay at my own hands sounds like a good plan.i can think of alot of people i would like to pop out their eye and skull fuck.


The orphanage that you run desperately need a van. A local car dealer offers one free if you will write a charitable receipt for twice its real value. Do you agree?

 

[RKO!!!05]

I do because it would be the right to do IMO.

If you could add another day to the 7 days we have in our week, what would you name it and why?

 

[dirac]

Funday!!! cuz I've no imagination

If you could be a member of any band which band would it be?

 

[Blackjack]

Soulfly! They rock hard

if you could imagine a place in which you could open your mouth and speak whatever you wish to speak. Would you call this place freeones.com?

 

[dirac]

naa, I'd call it 'Diracs Talkatorium'

If you could pick the president who would it be?

 

[Dixie Normus]

Antonin Scalia

You are going to be stuck on a desolate planet without rescue for 10 years. You can pick one female to be there with you. Who? You can pick one male to be with you. Who? You can pick one food item. What food? You can pick one *****. What *****?

 

[member987]

Wow, tough question. Wish I could pick my planet, but...

one female: without a doubt - Sophie Sweet
one male: without a doubt - Nightfly - because he will bring all his fly girls
one food: without a doubt - prime rib
one *****: without a doubt - kegs of Budweiser

Which would you prefer: your self cleaning oven or a self cleaning bath tub?

 

[dirac]

self cleaning bath, cuz I can always use the mircowave

If you could do a duet with any modern musican who would it be?

 

[member987]

Robert Plant. Led Zeppelin is my favorite band of all time. It would be an honor to sing with the voice of Zep.

While I am singing with the man, what porn star are you laying pipe with?

 

[dirac]

prob Crissy M or Linsey D M

If you could have any super-hero skill what would it be?

 

[The Fog]

The ability to be invisible.

If you were in prison, would you become someone's "bitch" or would you let them beat you to death before that happened?

 

[member987]

They would have to **** me first.

Would you rather be Hugh Hefner or Larry Flynt?

 

[dirac]

Hugh Hefner

if you could be any Star Wars caracter, who would it be?

 

[Dixie Normus]

Luke Skywalker.


Let's say you work in an office building. Let's further say that every time you enter the men's room alone, in that office building, the automatic air freshener releases a very noticable puff of mist. Let's also say you have questioned many others who have reported to you no mist-puffing upon rest room entry. And, for the sake of discussion, let's further assume that when you enter the men's room in the company of others no mist-puffing.

Now, then -- in this completely hypothetical situation, would you start to think there is a guy somewhere looking at you through some kind of device and messing with your mind by mist-puffing your paranoid ass every time you go to the john?

 

[member987]

Only if the said men's room is adjacent to cell block six.

Let's say you see a Black Cat and a grey cat. Let's further say that the Black Cat is to your left and the grey cat is to your right. Let's also say that the grey cat has really long whiskers. Which cat would you adopt?