Hypothetical Questions

The grey cat.

If you could have dinner wiht any 4 people in the history of the world living or dead, who would they be?
 
Erm... Pismo Beach

If you could have sex with any woman you want 75 times but you had to have you an arm and a leg removed: would you do it?
 
yeah, prob. I would

If you had to have either your left eye, right arm or a bollock removed which would get the chop?
 
yes, religion isn't that important to me

if you could be a god (ie god of war, god of love ect.) which would you be and why?
 
Well, Jesus Christ would be interesting but there's the whole end of the world thing that goes along with that so I'll go with Albert Einstein


What has given you the most pleasure in the last year?
 
University, and that excess and deborcery was really fun, I can't wait to continue after Summer!

If there was a virus or a desease that wiped out ever body in your town, what would you do before the Goverment "cleaned" it up? Baring in mind that all machinery still works and you can do anything
 
Chances are if it wiped out my town...it's a matter of time before it starts wiping out others. I'd get a big SUV, load it full of supplies and head for Boulder, Colorado...lol (Anyone ever read or see The Stand by Stephen King?)


Your hard drive completely crashes and you lose all your porn. Do you try to seek out all your favorite pictures again? Or do you just start from scratch?
 
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There are some pictures and movies I would have to go find again. Sadly I wouldn't be able to find some.

What is the most important invention of the last 2000 years?
 
the ***.
you find out your significant is an internet porn model. no dicks, just clits. she wants you to help out in any way you feel comfortable. do you?
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Yes, I become the cameraman.

Your cell phone is lost and urecoverable by any means..
Do you - cry?
- start saving quarters?
- find a pigeon?
 
Start Saving pennys for me!

All methods of recording time have been taken away by nasty Aliens, how do get up for work in time?
 
I'm assuming you mean living or dead... So I would bring back FDR so he could oversee the rebuilding efforts in Louisiana. No one ever put so many people to work and accomplished more for the infrastructure of the US.


For the rest of your life...you have to have the same meal for breakfast, the same meal for lunch, and the same meal for dinner, and you can only have one beverage. What 3 meals do you choose and what do you wash them down with?
 
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