How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?

[Mr. Daystar]

Thats exactly the method I was going to say.

I usually bury them in the woods.
I've got a little spot right near a babbling brook under a big old Weeping Willow.
It's nice.

Only one little problem.

A Weeping Willow tree, is a very thirsty tree, and thrives in the vicinity of a water source, therefore, the roots of that tree would be dense, and widely spread out, making it almost impossible to dig the whole you would need.

 

[RJS13]

Only one little problem.

A Weeping Willow tree, is a very thirsty tree, and thrives in the vicinity of a water source, therefore, the roots of that tree would be dense, and widely spread out, making it almost impossible to dig the ---->whole<---- you would need.

*hole
And yes your correct. It could be done but a shit ton of work would be involved requiring a chainsaw, shovels and a heavy duty pry pole/ice spud. Good luck carrying all that shit. I've got a Maple out front and I tried digging down to plant some shrubs----wasn't happening. As soon a I got one root out of the way there was another just below it. I said fuck it and gave the shrubs to my sister.

 

[RJS13]

Speaking of digging, with Halloween coming maybe "someone" could dig a hole in the front yard, away from tree's late at night and bury the casualty. Even put up a fake headstone with some Halloween decorations. I don't think anyone would be the wiser. Some things are best hidden in plain sight. Then, after a few weeks, the dirt mound would settle and you could just throw down grass seed. Done

 

[Mr. Daystar]

*hole
And yes your correct. It could be done but a shit ton of work would be involved requiring a chainsaw, shovels and a heavy duty pry pole/ice spud. Good luck carrying all that shit. I've got a Maple out front and I tried digging down to plant some shrubs----wasn't happening. As soon a I got one root out of the way there was another just below it. I said fuck it and gave the shrubs to my sister.

Ya know, I getting fucking annoyed with what must be an auto correct feature on my tablet. Some of my posts are being made from the garage as I smoke a cigar, and I've noticed some stupid shit going on...like "fucking", being FIXED, to "funding". If I didn't desperately need it to play the game I'm hooked on, I would do something stupid, like fling it frisbee style across the street at the big maple that likes to fill MY YARD with it's leaves.


Oh, and actually, if you don't mind digging between the roots, you just make 6 one foot holes instead....that's just good murder math right there.

 

[Chopper3000]

You really are an idiot.

 

[RJS13]

Problem solved, I'm not going to say anything else because I'll keep this method a secret. Use your own imagination.

 

[RJS13]

I would keep it for vaginal intercourse and buttsex until it decomposed and my filthy wiener ground it into dust.

Ahhh, the Ed Gein approach. I'm pretty inventive when it comes to situations, but I'm not prepared to wear someone's cut off face and prance around wearing it. Then having sex with the mummified victim. Eeeeeewwwwwwwww

 

[acenipplelicker]

no more presently

 

[RJS13]

no more presently

No more "accidents" have happened

 

[RJS13]

It feels like a weight is lifted of my shoulders. Been stressed out for about a month.

Time for beer and bluntz

*Insert Kool & The Gang Song "Celebration" Here Because I'm doing The Jig Right Now

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

If you have the time, put the body in a large plastic tote full of dermestid beetles. Within a few days, all that'd be left is bone. Burn the bones, beetles and beetle droppings until they're fully charged and then crush them up and dump 'em in a lake. No DNA would be left behind.

Now obviously it'd be a good idea to have the beetles ready to go before you have to get rid of a body as ordering them with your credit card the day after so-and-so disappears might not look so great.

 

[RJS13]

If you have the time, put the body in a large plastic tote full of dermestid beetles. Within a few days, all that'd be left is bone. Burn the bones, beetles and beetle droppings until they're fully charged and then crush them up and dump 'em in a lake. No DNA would be left behind.

Now obviously it'd be a good idea to have the beetles ready to go before you have to get rid of a body as ordering them with your credit card the day after so-and-so disappears might not look so great.

I just penned that in my notebook. I'm always looking for fresh ideas. TY

+REP COMING AT YA

Or not--- You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LaLiLuLeLohan again.