Tell us a story! Tell us about when you used to walk 40 miles in the snow to get to school.
Ha! I know, right?! Every older fellas favorite thing to tell their kids about to make their kids feel like the spoiled brats they are that they get to take buses or drive cars to school. Meanwhile the kids are grumbling about how much it sucks to stand at the end of their driveway in the cold waiting for the bus. Fuckin' kids....
I'm totally serious though, I'm siding with the older folks. Kids these days are spoiled as shit. They all have iphones, ipods, iPads, laptops, playstations and wiis and xboxes, designer shoes, and at age 12 they're whining that their parents won't get them the newest iphone. Bitches, when I was your age, I didn't have any of that shit. I built forts in the woods and played with toy cars for entertainment. Be happy with what you have.