How do you masturbate?

it must get messy when you jerk off in your car...

Not with an inside-lubed condom :)

Some other methods I forgot...

Fleshlight without the case... I think I only used the case the first time I got it over 5 years ago, it's too stiff and un-natural. I just lube it up with some k-y silk and throw it down on the mattress and hit it. Just another variation my y fave mattress humping. Also on a memory foam pillow, also on the mattresss, feels like a woman with nice full hips that way. Or right on the mattress if you want a skinny girl. Both in one session is nice.

Large Excercise ball (swiss ball), get a great ab and thigh work out as well. On my knees I crunch my abs while also humping the ball, allowing me to edge for a long time focusing on my abs. Do about 20 of them, then squeeze the ball with my thighs for 20. Go back and forth... Sounds lame workout wise, but I am drenched in sweat by the time I am ready to come. Then when I want to release I look at some eye candy or think about my cock. Lubed condom, or the fleshlight also work with the ball. But I've also just lubed my cock and went right at the ball, but it's a mess after.
 

Chica

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Not with an inside-lubed condom :)

Some other methods I forgot...

Fleshlight without the case... I think I only used the case the first time I got it over 5 years ago, it's too stiff and un-natural. I just lube it up with some k-y silk and throw it down on the mattress and hit it. Just another variation my y fave mattress humping. Also on a memory foam pillow, also on the mattresss, feels like a woman with nice full hips that way. Or right on the mattress if you want a skinny girl. Both in one session is nice.

Large Excercise ball (swiss ball), get a great ab and thigh work out as well. On my knees I crunch my abs while also humping the ball, allowing me to edge for a long time focusing on my abs. Do about 20 of them, then squeeze the ball with my thighs for 20. Go back and forth... Sounds lame workout wise, but I am drenched in sweat by the time I am ready to come. Then when I want to release I look at some eye candy or think about my cock. Lubed condom, or the fleshlight also work with the ball. But I've also just lubed my cock and went right at the ball, but it's a mess after.

i know exactly what you mean! i like using the fleshlight on dave many times and i also like using the sleeve like in our Tube Toy video. i felt great for both of us!
 

Christa

Christa Omalley RN
-using dildos
-humping pillows
-using a shower massager
-using g-spot vibrators
-using glass butt plugs
My wife's tongue Yummy the best
All that I use! Christa
 
my gf does it for me ;D
 
I lay down completely nude over a beach towel on my bed, with my head on a folded pillow. I stroke my penis with my right hand, while I browse through pictures on my computer with my left, and occasionally switch hands when I get tired, or need to type. When I get to a good picture, I stand up, get a sock, or some toilet paper, and shoot in there.
 
I have a type of danger technique... I have a really hot female friend and when I'm over her house I wait until she goes to the bathroom then quickly grab a bra out of her freshly worn clothes pile, drop my pants and push the cups together around my cock and fuck her bra as fast as I can until I shoot my load in the cups and put it back in the laundry before she gets back from the bathroom. It's really intense to know that at any moment she could walk in the room and see me with my pants around my ankles humping her bra!
 
i hump my comforter. i've never used my hands.
 
oh and of course if there's a freshly worn pair of panties that still smell like her pussy I'll rub them all over my dick and balls and cum in them too!
 
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