How do I prove that I'm a man?
- Thread starter vodkazvictim
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spend a nite with BlueBalls he will let us know just how manly you are
Get in your car with a woman and get lost trying to go somewhere 30 mins. away. If after an hour and a half of wasting gas and time she suggests asking someone for directions before you...you're a man.
If 3 hrs. passes and neither of you come up with the suggestion you're a man and "she's" a man dressed up as a woman.:hatsoff:
If 3 hrs. passes and neither of you come up with the suggestion you're a man and "she's" a man dressed up as a woman.:hatsoff:
Post something intelligent and / or funny. Women can't do that.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
You proved to me last night you were a man. And the night before. And the night before. And the night before that. The night before that, you proved you were a woman. The night before that, you proved to me you were a wombat. But, the night before that, you proved to me you were Billy Crystal.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
Get a credit card. If you're not broke after a day, you're the man!
Go to the kitchen. If you see some kind of box with an open top in the counter, a big box to put things in to make hot or with hot coils on top, and another big box that is cold and it magically holds **** and food and lights up when you open it. If you do not know what any of these are, you are a man. This is not your natural habitat. Get back to the living room and either watch TV or get on the computer. Or both. Or go to the garage and rebuild a automobile of your choice while on the computer. Because as a man you are able to multitask without a problem.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Go find a spider. If you manage to **** it without saying "Eww, all those legs are oogies" you are a man.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
If you've had a least one detailed fantasy about doing it with your missus' best friend, you are a man. Unless her best friend is a man. Then you are not. And she is obviously doing him anyway.
Send a clay-cast, resin replica of your penis to Roald.
This will have no bearing on whether we believe you're a man or not, but Roald likes to collect penis-shaped things
This will have no bearing on whether we believe you're a man or not, but Roald likes to collect penis-shaped things
That is true, biggest dick I got so far is a real life size clay Dirk
