How do I prove that I'm a man?

[L3ggy]

Where do you store Dirk?

 

[turtle825]

 

[BlueBalls]

Remember that old saying: 'the only good man is a dead one'? So yeah, rape someone and then kill yourself.

Bish-bash-bosh, problem solved.

 

[Roald]

Where do you store Dirk?

Store?

Its sitting right next to me on the couch watching The Big Bang Theorie! Just touched his sexy clay knee a lil

 

[L3ggy]

:thumbsup: Thank you for the information.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Store?

Its sitting right next to me on the couch watching The Big Bang Theorie! Just touched his sexy clay knee a lil

:rubbel:

 

[PirateKing]

Train vodka, train.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

pussy

 

[emceeemcee]

1. Eat the paleo diet

2. Don't fuck your GF for ages until she's begging for it (you'll gain upper hand)

3. Go on a survival course

4. Grow a beard and chop wood whenever you can