How do I prove that I'm a man?

[vodkazvictim]

Everybody seems to think I'm a whinging pathetic lil girl, how do I convince them otherwise?
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=464521

 

[Lust]

 

[thebear247]

spend a nite with BlueBalls he will let us know just how manly you are

 

[Hot Mega]

Get in your car with a woman and get lost trying to go somewhere 30 mins. away. If after an hour and a half of wasting gas and time she suggests asking someone for directions before you...you're a man.

If 3 hrs. passes and neither of you come up with the suggestion you're a man and "she's" a man dressed up as a woman.:hatsoff:

 

[GregCentauro]

Post something intelligent and / or funny. Women can't do that.

 

[StanScratch]

You proved to me last night you were a man. And the night before. And the night before. And the night before that. The night before that, you proved you were a woman. The night before that, you proved to me you were a wombat. But, the night before that, you proved to me you were Billy Crystal.

 

[L3ggy]

I, honestly thought you were a girl.

 

[shayd]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say the only way is autofellatio.

 

[Ike Stain]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say the only way is autofellatio.

I find I have to agree.

(Either that, or drinking gasoline.)

 

[vodkazvictim]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say the only way is autofellatio.

I find I have to agree.

(Either that, or drinking gasoline.)

^^These made me giggle...Like a little girl... *sigh*

 

[Roald]

Swaffel her on her forehead.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Get a credit card. If you're not broke after a day, you're the man!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Go to the kitchen. If you see some kind of box with an open top in the counter, a big box to put things in to make hot or with hot coils on top, and another big box that is cold and it magically holds beer and food and lights up when you open it. If you do not know what any of these are, you are a man. This is not your natural habitat. Get back to the living room and either watch TV or get on the computer. Or both. Or go to the garage and rebuild a automobile of your choice while on the computer. Because as a man you are able to multitask without a problem.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Go find a spider. If you manage to kill it without saying "Eww, all those legs are oogies" you are a man.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

If you've had a least one detailed fantasy about doing it with your missus' best friend, you are a man. Unless her best friend is a man. Then you are not. And she is obviously doing him anyway.

 

[absolutehell]

Just look at the Transformed big boobies.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=464699

 

[lurkingdirk]

Send a clay-cast, resin replica of your penis to Roald.


This will have no bearing on whether we believe you're a man or not, but Roald likes to collect penis-shaped things

 

[Roald]

Send a clay-cast, resin replica of your penis to Roald.


This will have no bearing on whether we believe you're a man or not, but Roald likes to collect penis-shaped things

That is true, biggest dick I got so far is a real life size clay Dirk

 

[Ike Stain]

^^^^^^^^^^^ that ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[lurkingdirk]

That is true, biggest dick I got so far is a real life size clay Dirk

No one ask where he stores me.

:crying: