How do I ejaculate all I got?

[Straight Shooter]

Why do guys care? I'm asking a serious question...not trying to be a smartass. Why do guys really care how big their load is? Is it related to the male preoccupation with size? Does it make you feel like a better jizzer, better than the average wanker? Or do you have a cum fetish? I've met alot of guys who have a cum fetish, who like seeing their load, touching it, eating it etc. I'm just curious why some guys really want to work at having a bigger jizzpile after a wank. And I'd totally understand if it were just something you wanted when having sex, but women don't give a shit about how big your load is...in fact most would probably prefer smaller loads (means less swimmers trying to knock your ass up, and/or less throat clogging).

Please gents, enlighten me.

It's because we watch too much porn and we want to ejaculate like Peter North.:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

This is a simple process.

1. freeze a banana.
2. put an icepack on your erect member for 30 minutes
3. insert frozen banana into your anus
4. remove the icepack and hit your penis with a closed fist until you ejaculate.

If you've followed these steps correctly, you'll cum so hard it will hit the ceiling. Gallons at a time.

 

[Shifty]

You mean like this!

I remember the first time I saw this I laughed so hard for so long that I nearly had to call an ambulance. :rofl:

 

[belgianass]

Better to ejac a "small" amount every day , then to wait and save up for a big load.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

It's because we watch too much porn and we want to ejaculate like Peter North.:dunno:

that.....is dumb. I don't watch porn and all of a sudden strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

How about striving to be a better lover? Or work towards having a more powerful orgasm, rather than a teaspoon or two more spunk? Like c'mon...big picture here!!!!!

 

[Straight Shooter]

that.....is dumb. I don't watch porn and all of a sudden strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

How about striving to be a better lover? Or work towards having a more powerful orgasm, rather than a teaspoon or two more spunk? Like c'mon...big picture here!!!!!

We're men what do you expect:1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why do guys care? I'm asking a serious question...not trying to be a smartass. Why do guys really care how big their load is? Is it related to the male preoccupation with size? Does it make you feel like a better jizzer, better than the average wanker? Or do you have a cum fetish? I've met alot of guys who have a cum fetish, who like seeing their load, touching it, eating it etc. I'm just curious why some guys really want to work at having a bigger jizzpile after a wank. And I'd totally understand if it were just something you wanted when having sex, but women don't give a shit about how big your load is...in fact most would probably prefer smaller loads (means less swimmers trying to knock your ass up, and/or less throat clogging).

Please gents, enlighten me.

that.....is dumb. I don't watch porn and all of a sudden strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

How about striving to be a better lover? Or work towards having a more powerful orgasm, rather than a teaspoon or two more spunk? Like c'mon...big picture here!!!!!

Don't be confused by this, Spexy. This is exactly the same thing as needing to have the biggest dick. It has nothing to do with women, it has to do with envy:
"Man, he can cum that much? I should surely be able to as well, or I'm less of a man."

So, truth be told: Women don't want men with an 11 inch dick. They also don't want men who cum two litres at a time. Men don't want to be outdone in any way by other men.

Me? I'm happy with average. You'd be happy with it too. :thumbsup:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Don't be confused by this, Spexy. This is exactly the same thing as needing to have the biggest dick. It has nothing to do with women, it has to do with envy:
"Man, he can cum that much? I should surely be able to as well, or I'm less of a man."

So, truth be told: Women don't want men with an 11 inch dick. They also don't want men who cum two litres at a time. Men don't want to be outdone in any way by other men.

Me? I'm happy with average. You'd be happy with it too. :thumbsup:

I likes me some average penor, and little to no spunk!!! I have no place for baby batter in my life right now lawl.

I guess its just one of the few mysteries about the opposite sex I'll never understand. That and why farts are funny :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I likes me some average penor, and little to no spunk!!! I have no place for baby batter in my life right now lawl.

I guess its just one of the few mysteries about the opposite sex I'll never understand. That and why farts are funny :dunno:

My farts would make you snicker.
Just sayin.

 

[DJCowboy]

strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

You're gonna do what now?

 

[belgianass]

That and why farts are funny :dunno:

funny though, specially the last one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwujONcfDq0&feature=related

 

[lurkingdirk]

funny though, specially the last one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwujONcfDq0&feature=related

Now that's hard to argue with.

 

[belgianass]

okay i know this hasn't got anything to do with the topic but this one kranks you up ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw

 

[Death-Proof-69]

that.....is dumb. I don't watch porn and all of a sudden strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

How about striving to be a better lover? Or work towards having a more powerful orgasm, rather than a teaspoon or two more spunk? Like c'mon...big picture here!!!!!

WTF? that's just insanity ashleigh...honestly though, it's cause a lot of people are ignorant, retarded, impulsive followers who really don't think for themselves...sorry, i've been getting more and more cynical lately, i'd hate to see me when i'm old...if this keeps up i will be a complete prick

 

[kksguy]

:dunno:

just be happy with what you have

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

that.....is dumb. I don't watch porn and all of a sudden strive to take it in all holes at once, or shit on someones chest. Hell, or even puke on a dick, or show off the walls of my anus.

How about striving to be a better lover? Or work towards having a more powerful orgasm, rather than a teaspoon or two more spunk? Like c'mon...big picture here!!!!!

Reading that makes me want to.......uh, it makes me.......it makes me..........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

funny though, specially the last one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwujONcfDq0&feature=related

so so disgusting. Those girls should be ashamed of themselves. lol

Reading that makes me want to.......uh, it makes me.......it makes me..........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well played sir


and while we're on the topic of farts (sorry to the OP for hijacking his jizz-quest thread btw) this is the ONLY fart video that makes me laugh...and only because its so fuggin cute. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6RKDDFcRlQ

 

[ForumModeregulator]

http://www.performer5.com/

i enjoy being very fertile along with the physical satisfaction associated with releasing a giant ass load every time. I have gotten 20 different women pregnant since using this shit...

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Don't be confused by this, Spexy. This is exactly the same thing as needing to have the biggest dick. It has nothing to do with women, it has to do with envy:
"Man, he can cum that much? I should surely be able to as well, or I'm less of a man."

So, truth be told: Women don't want men with an 11 inch dick. They also don't want men who cum two litres at a time. Men don't want to be outdone in any way by other men.

Me? I'm happy with average. You'd be happy with it too. :thumbsup:

That was actually a pretty good explanation of penis envy. This is usually the way it is in the animal kingdom anyway. Rams and bucks often show off who has the bigger set of horns. So do Rhinos and elephants to an extent. I guess it is only natural for human males to want to compete by comparing their..umm..lower horn.:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

That was actually a pretty good explanation of penis envy. This is usually the way it is in the animal kingdom anyway. Rams and bucks often show off who has the bigger set of horns. So do Rhinos and elephants to an extent. I guess it is only natural for human males to want to compete by comparing their..umm..lower horn.:dunno:

My lower horn. That's the new nickname.
"Look, honey, look at my lower horn! I'm a unicorn!"
"I thought unicorns had long, straight, and hard horns, not flaccid, rash infested, crooked horns?"
"..."