This is why the world hates Americans.
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How can the New Orleans Saints genuinely call themselves world champions?
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This is why the world hates Americans.
ed007
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Now this is really funny, ChefChiTown. :rofl:
This is probably my favourite post in this thread. :1orglaugh
"Some" of your posts make me laugh but not because
I think they are funny. They make me laugh in a strange
I can't quite believe what I'm readingkind of way.
I hope that makes sense. I will reply to the post above in much
more detail later.
Sorry for the delay but I’m just waiting for one American member of this board to reply to this thread. He hasn’t done so yet, sadly. And I haven’t quite finished what I believe to be a watertight case for the prosecution of America for the misrepresentation of clear facts. :2 cents: :1orglaugh
No strategy ?
So, how do you explain the different organisations that a team could set :
4-4-2 : http://www.soccer-universe.com/4-4-2-formation.html
4-5-1 : http://www.soccer-universe.com/4-5-1-formation.html
4-3-3 : http://www.soccer-universe.com/4-3-3-formation.html
5-3-2 : http://www.soccer-universe.com/5-3-2-formation.html
And many others...
And yes, there are very few goals but each time there is a goal, it can be decisive.
And few goals don't mean few actions, GK can be very good and stop every single offensive.
Soccer is exciting 'cause anything can happen : Even a very weak team can beat a very strong team, if the weak team set-up a god strategy and gives 100% rathr than the strong team under-estimate the danger of the weak one.
In socer when the team ranked 1st in a league metts th team ranked 20th, the 20th can still win !
habo9
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Soccer is for cultured people its the sport of the world , but you wouldnt understand this because you have none
habo9
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Then people like yourself show us , yz arent all knob-ends :thumbsup:
And theres still hope :hatsoff:
Im gonna take a chance and say Football (or 'soccer') has the same amount of, if not more strategies than American Football. There's formation, man marking, positioning, defence, attack, midfield, set peices ect. The only bad thing about Football is theres too many divers trying to get penaltys and free kicks from slight touches. American Football is virtually stop'n'start play, Football can be like this, but most of the time isn't.
As for the 2-1 statement, some of the best games have been 2-1. You don't need massive amounts of goals for a good game.
France VS Brazil, World Cup 1/4 final.
1-1 after 90 minutes, same after extra-time, ends by the qualification of France after penalty kicks session.
Only two goal but everyone who knows a bit about soccer agrees : one ofr the most greatest game ever played in the history of soccer.
roronoa3000
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soccer is a strategic sport but not nearly as football. i played both so i know though i suck at soccer something ferocious. americans find soccer extremely boring to watch though it is fun to play for a little while then all that running for nothing kicks in.
2 to 1 as the score my be a good game but it is a boring one to sit and watch for hours.
who knows why we like one thing and you like another across the ocean (pond)
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habo9
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Was that the 1986 Mexico world cup game? If it is , I agree 110% :hatsoff:
roronoa3000
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the one about rebelling against britain after the war (though i believe the war is a myth started by the jews) kind of makes sense why we hate everything they love over there.
soccer, rugby, polo, amy winehouse, madonna, scones, yellow teeth, driving on the wrong side of the road, top hats, lily allen, russell brand and hooligans.
Yep, it's is
habo9
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I can remember watching that when I was about 10 , I liked football before this but it was this game (by far the best in the world ever) , world cup and the man Diego Maradona that really got me interested in football , that was the best World Cup ever , best games , best player the world will ever see , playing in his prime no -one could touch him ever , we wont see the likes of Maradona ever again he was a very , very special player , I feel prvilaged to have been lucky enough to see the great man in action
GregCentauro
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All of you brainwashed un-American, anti-military socialist liberal faggot Yooroppians, you can shove your soccer balls where the sun don't shine. Get over it! America is God's country. The Lord created football, real, American, manly, gun-toting football while that lame, boring footie you play is just some heathenish pastime created by the Commie devil.
America has won every war in the history of mankind. Not because they kick their limp feet against a stuffed pig-bladder. No! They are the chosen nation because they value stop-and-go football. A sport that is so complex, it can only be understood by people whose IQ is higher than 30,000. Every American citizen is smart enuff to get it. You don't. They adore their football so much they even sacrifice their daughters' virginity to God's prophets on earth aka quarterbacks.
Now hang your heads in shame and praise the glory of football, you defeatist continental wimps or we'll have to waterboard you!
America has won every war in the history of mankind. Not because they kick their limp feet against a stuffed pig-bladder. No! They are the chosen nation because they value stop-and-go football. A sport that is so complex, it can only be understood by people whose IQ is higher than 30,000. Every American citizen is smart enuff to get it. You don't. They adore their football so much they even sacrifice their daughters' virginity to God's prophets on earth aka quarterbacks.
Now hang your heads in shame and praise the glory of football, you defeatist continental wimps or we'll have to waterboard you!
habo9
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If this was anyone else , I dont think I would be :rofl:
But I love your sarcasm , its very becoming of you :hatsoff:
roronoa3000
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
ChefChiTown
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ed007
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Here is all the knowledge I have on Amercian football:
You have a quarterback and some wide receivers. I don't know how many. :dunno:
And you have various other players. I don't know how many. :dunno:
And I always listen to the commentators with their funny American accents saying: First down! Second down! Third down! Touch down! :eek:
That's all I know. :dunno: :crying: That's enough to follow the game. I like american football and I watch at least 4 games a year.
Anyways, my question is this. In the English football premier league at the end of the season 2 or 3 teams are demoted to a lower division where they get less money and play weaker teams. Does the NFL have a similar system?
How does it all work on your end? :wave2:
You have a quarterback and some wide receivers. I don't know how many. :dunno:
And you have various other players. I don't know how many. :dunno:
And I always listen to the commentators with their funny American accents saying: First down! Second down! Third down! Touch down! :eek:
That's all I know. :dunno: :crying: That's enough to follow the game. I like american football and I watch at least 4 games a year.
Anyways, my question is this. In the English football premier league at the end of the season 2 or 3 teams are demoted to a lower division where they get less money and play weaker teams. Does the NFL have a similar system?
How does it all work on your end? :wave2:
L3ggy
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