Have you ever.............

[Apex]

nope

.....pawned anything you own?

 

[Fresno]

No

.....walked over 12 miles?

 

[Apex]

yes

.....ridden a bike to work?

 

[Fresno]

yes

...had to eat your words?

 

[Apex]

sure

.....flown a kite?

 

[TunnelOfLove]

yes

..been caught masturbating?

 

[Apex]

nope

.....had one too many?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No, but I've had like 10 or 12 too many.

...wanted to see me naked?

 

[Apex]

only that one time when, wait, NO!!!!

......been called Susan?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Umm, I don't think so, no.

...saved a life?

 

[BlueBalls]

Nah, im to lazy, id much rather watch someone die.



......sat in dog ****.

 

[ChefChiTown]

No, but I've picked it up with a badminton racket and tossed it at my neighbor's house before.

...laughed so hard that snot came out of your nose?

 

[StormRuller]

yeah... 2 weeks ago at work... funny e-mail I got!!!

... been to an airport?

 

[PrimeGuy]

Yeah. Once.

Danced the Robot?

 

[Fresno]

Yes, many many many moons ago!

Want to go to the moon?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No.

...bit your tongue?

 

[Fresno]

yes

...ran naked down the street?

 

[PrimeGuy]

Not since yesterday.

... masturbated to Julia Roberts?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No, I don't masturbate to *******. In this case, an aging *****.

...listened to the same song more than 10 times in a row because you liked it so much?

 

[Fresno]

yes

...been hit with a switch?