Have you ever.............

[BlueBalls]

No, but I have pooped so har ive though I ripped my hole :dunno:



.....not wanted to punch Nicholas Cage in the face?

 

[Dawn]

No.

... done scubadiving?

 

[StormRuller]

no... I want too!!

... wanted to be a rock star?

 

[Dawn]

Yes. Like everyone is in teenage years i guess


...visited Stonehenge?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No.

...thrown up while lying in bed?

 

[Dawn]

No.


...paid to have sexual activites?

 

[jibbijib]

Of course not. Unless eating food is considered payment for your hand when it makes sweet love to you.


... eaten so much you feel like your going to **** so hard you can knock a wall down?

 

[Dawn]

Yes. Several times :o


...had a broken bone?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Tons of times.

...fallen out of bed?

 

[Dawn]

Each Morning.


... have been fired from a job for nonsensical reasons?

 

[jibbijib]

Yes, was fired because someone mistaked me for someone else in a mystery shop at a convenience store.


...had sex with a donkey?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah, NO, nooooo, I mean NO.

...put a finger in your butt?

 

[Dawn]

Yes.

...put a finger in someone else butt?

 

[KBM]

Oh yess yess yess...

...caught your parents doing the nasty?

 

[doghair]

thank god no

cheated on your taxes???

 

[Dawn]

Yes


... cheated your girfriend/wife?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hell no.

...watched QVC and enjoyed it?

 

[jibbijib]

What's QVC?

... wondered what life would be like if you weren't in your position?

 

[Dawn]

Yes.

...got slapped by a woman in public?

 

[Fresno]

No

...got slapped by a woman in public?