Have you ever.............

[BlueBalls]

No, but I have pooped so har ive though I ripped my hole :dunno:



.....not wanted to punch Nicholas Cage in the face?

 

[Dawn]

No.

... done scubadiving?

 

[StormRuller]

no... I want too!!

... wanted to be a rock star?

 

[Dawn]

Yes. Like everyone is in teenage years i guess


...visited Stonehenge?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No.

...thrown up while lying in bed?

 

[Dawn]

No.


...paid to have sexual activites?

 

[jibbijib]

Of course not. Unless eating food is considered payment for your hand when it makes sweet love to you.


... eaten so much you feel like your going to shit so hard you can knock a wall down?

 

[Dawn]

Yes. Several times :o


...had a broken bone?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Tons of times.

...fallen out of bed?

 

[Dawn]

Each Morning.


... have been fired from a job for nonsensical reasons?

 

[jibbijib]

Yes, was fired because someone mistaked me for someone else in a mystery shop at a convenience store.


...had sex with a donkey?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah, NO, nooooo, I mean NO.

...put a finger in your butt?

 

[Dawn]

Yes.

...put a finger in someone else butt?

 

[KBM]

Oh yess yess yess...

...caught your parents doing the nasty?

 

[doghair]

thank god no

cheated on your taxes???

 

[Dawn]

Yes


... cheated your girfriend/wife?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hell no.

...watched QVC and enjoyed it?

 

[jibbijib]

What's QVC?

... wondered what life would be like if you weren't in your position?

 

[Dawn]

Yes.

...got slapped by a woman in public?

 

[Fresno]

No

...got slapped by a woman in public?