Have you ever.............

[ChefChiTown]

Fortunately, no.

...seen this?

 

[StormRuller]

now yes!!

...wanted to fuck your neighbor?

 

[googlymoogly111]

no i live next to 2 dudes!

have you ever...

hired a prostitute?

 

[PrimeGuy]

heck no.

.. been pulled over by the police?

 

[random7813]

nope

been hit by bird shit?

 

[StormRuller]

yes!

... been hitted by a ball in the face?

 

[PrimeGuy]

Yeah. Many times.

Mixed lemonade with alcohol?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, Lemonade and Gin.



.........felt like pushing an old person over because they are walking to slow?

 

[minidog]

oh yes



......................pooped and blamed somebody else?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No way. I always take credit for my stinkies.

...watched an entire episode of Jeopardy and not known one of the answers?

 

[doghair]

no they ask too easy questions on jeopardy. i hate that game.

been caught pleasuring yourself?

 

[crocodil0]

No, I hope it stays that way

stole something?

 

[PrimeGuy]

Never!

Have YOU?

 

[Dawn]

I have to admit that... yes. I was poor and badly needed a book for a university work that wasnt available otherwise... :o


Have you ever caught someone having some sexual activities?

 

[doghair]

yeah. i was a bouncer and this couple snuck into a closed off area. went in to do a routine check and they were going at it. not a pretty sight.

split your pants and had to deal with it for an extended time and others knew about it?

 

[jibbijib]

I wish, it'd be the most action I've had in months...



Fell down a flight of stairs and miraculously was unscathed at the end of it?

 

[BlueBalls]

All the time :dunno: especially when Ive had a few to many....



......wanted to fight in a war?

 

[Dawn]

No.


Have homosexual experience?

 

[BlueBalls]

No.



.......wanted to be a pro snooker player?

 

[ChefChiTown]

I don't know what that is...:dunno: So, no?

...pooped so hard that it gave you a stomach ache?