Have you ever.............

no

were ranting (or talking) about something to yourself in public and then looked around to make sure nobody noticed you
 
i don't really do the look around but sometimes i've noticed people giving me looks...most recently i was at the grocery store and was singing little bunny foo foo to my ********...normal acceptable...then i walked off alone to grab something still singing the song under my breath and the women that saw me coming down the aisle toward her singing little bunny foo foo thought she was going to die soon

woken up with both your arms ******
 
Absolutely! I was spaghetti and pasta sauce with sausage and bell peppers...when I realized I didn't have any tomato sauce or tomato paste :facepalm:

...left home and forgot to bring something with you, only to return home and forget what you were coming back for?
 
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