Have you ever.............

there were times but i was in a majorly drug induced state, i also thought the cia was coming to get me, and that i could talk to god directly among other things

noticed that some of the people with the most fear, have the least to be afraid of
 
yep, esp. celebrities :rolleyes: /

bought the newspaper and never even read it
 
eh...politics breeds corruption, people want to be lied to and told that everything will be ok, that all the problems will be solved, the politicians that lose tend to be the honest ones

gotten bitten by a spider
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
eh...politics breeds corruption, people want to be lied to and told that everything will be ok, that all the problems will be solved, the politicians that lose tend to be the honest ones

gotten bitten by a spider

No.
Given a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance?
 
Most certainly not...who told you?!

...made a quasi-serious sexual remark, had everyone look at you, and then tried to play it off as a joke?
 
usually i don't tell them, i just thank them kindly and disappear it

listened to someone lying through they're teeth and realized they believed every word of the bullshit they were spouting
 
lol yep/

thought that the S&P ratings agencies are a bunch of fucking incompetent morons !
 
heh...i've thought that about most financial services

been watching a movie or tv show and realized you hadn't caught anything that happened for the last half hour
 
yep ! Inception! :rolleyes:

thought about quitting all and living on an island
 
yes!

been attracted to high school girls
 
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