Have you ever hosted a *******

[Supafly]

No

I would advise to buy some cheap carpet from a building supplies store and after the production burn the **** :2 cents:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not on purpose.

 

[emceeemcee]

why clean it up when you could invite them to stay for dinner?

 

[Ike Stain]

why clean it up when you could invite them to stay for dinner?

That leads to a followup question, "What is it appropriate to serve at a *******?"

High protein foods, I assume, but I wouldn't want to try anything like BBQ where the sauce is going to get all mixed in with the pearl-jam and destroy the glistening purity of her gift-covered skin.

Maybe a salad with some creamy dressing?

 

[Shifty]

Maybe throw a few jars of mayonnaise here and there.

No one will know the difference. :dunno:

 

[Facetious]

And if so can you recommend a good cleaning service?

A garden hose :clap:
Oh, well, you know how to find it.

 

[Ike Stain]

A garden hose

Sandblaster, more like!

Maybe throw a few jars of mayonnaise here and there. No one will know the difference. :dunno:

Oooh. That good.

And a platter of Fontina cheese. (I've been told it goes well with human sperm.)

 

[L3ggy]

This is a very interesting thread, very high IQ discussions.

 

[lurkingdirk]

And a platter of Fontina cheese. (I've been told it goes well with human sperm.)

What would you recommend for ***** sperm?

 

[Ike Stain]

What would you recommend for ***** sperm?

I assume it's going to have a stronger flavor, so maybe Pecorino?

 

[Arden Adamz]

Lol!

 

[Ike Stain]

One of the things I've been trying to do is use a spackle ***** to get the dried semen out of the woodwork, but no matter how much I scrape off, there always seems to be more!