Ha Ha saw *** get cought stealing at Target!

[Friday on my mind]

I never pay for flowers, there always seem to be free ones tied to lampposts & railings near roads where the cars zoom along at life threatening speeds with little care for pedestrians!

You can always get some at the cemetaries too.People just leave them there.

OHHH I am so going to hell.:o

 

[Will E Worm]

OK, I'm now confused. Which Jesus do you support. On one hand you have previously banged on about the "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a *****" version full of wrath & unforgiveness & now when it suits you go for the forgiveness version?!?
Face it. You are a sinner! You say you used to steal, but the wink at the end of your claim that "...I was never caught" shows you feel no remorse for your past midemeanours.
Your destiny is to burn in eternal *******.
Accept your fate my ***.
:thefinger

There is only one and He has every emotion. Stop watching TBN.

 

[mrtrebus]

You can always get some at the cemetaries too.People just leave them there.

OHHH I am so going to hell.:o

& if you crack open a grave you can get free jewellery too for the wife.
Or maybe a nice 'as new' suit & shoes for that important job interview!
:hatsoff:

 

[Magnet]

I have caught people trying to steal at the retail store I work at.

If the manager thinks someone is stealing they will tell us to follow them around and give them customer service.

 

[mrtrebus]

There is only one and He has every emotion. Stop watching TBN.

TBN?!?
Well if there is only one & he has every emotion, you should take your own advice sir! :tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

You can always get some at the cemetaries too.People just leave them there.

OHHH I am so going to hell.:o

Me, you, Will, Stacey, Trebus and Galactic should all hang out when we get there. Share a few beers, sounds like a good way to waste eternity, huh? .

We're obviously going to need someone to console Will for the first few thousand years. But there will be plenty of hookers down there as well so I'm sure he'll get over it.

 

[Will E Worm]

TBN?!?
Well if there is only one & he has every emotion, you should take your own advice sir! :tongue:

TBN preaches a false Christ, They preach health and wealth. They are preaching self help.
I don't agree with TBN because they are wrong. So, I am taking my own advice. :tongue:

 

[Stacey]

You can always get some at the cemetaries too.People just leave them there.

OHHH I am so going to hell.:o

I spend a lot of time visiting hospitals. They have such a wide selection of flowers. And they always come in really cool vases. Once in a while, You Might even stumble on a stuffed ****** or two.

I spent 13 years doing the catholic school thing. If you take everything as it is written, we'll all be in hell. Which is okay with me since that is where all my friends will be anyway.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Me, you, Will, Stacey, Trebus and Galactic should all hang out when we get there. Share a few beers, sounds like a good way to waste eternity, huh? .

We're obviously going to need someone to console Will for the first few thousand years. But there will be plenty of hookers down there as well so I'm sure he'll get over it.

I spend a lot of time visiting hospitals. They have such a wide selection of flowers. And they always come in really cool vases. Once in a while, you might even stumble on a stuffed ****** or two.

I spent 13 years doing the catholic school thing. If you take everything as it is written, we'll all be in hell. Which is okay with me since that is where all my friends will be anyway.

Almost makes ya wish it was real place.:bowdown::eek:

Angel on My Shoulder-classic scene with Paul Muni,Claude Rains and HELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7d_h4dmnCA

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Me, you, Will, Stacey, Trebus and Galactic should all hang out when we get there. Share a few beers, sounds like a good way to waste eternity, huh? .

We're obviously going to need someone to console Will for the first few thousand years. But there will be plenty of hookers down there as well so I'm sure he'll get over it.

I'm not invited? :bawling:

 

[BlueBalls]

Almost makes ya wish it was real place.:bowdown::eek:

Indeed :1orglaugh

But it's not. I'm really going to miss those hookers . . . . an the rest of you of course . . . . but those poor, poor, hookers :bawling:

Angel on My Shoulder-classic scene with Paul Muni,Claude Rains and HELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7d_h4dmnCA

Have you seen the movie adaptation of Dante's Inferno with Spencer Tracey, there's a pretty good hell sequence in that.

I'm not invited?

Of course, why would you not be.

 

[24788]

On a serious note I've never been caught for anything I've done in my life. I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I'd probably be in jail or on probation from crimes I did in high school, but nothing like prison.

My best friend did the same thing when he was 14. He stole around 20 cds though before being caught and they were on all him. They didn't care after a while they were laughing and seeing how far they could push it.

 

[Friday on my mind]

I'm not invited? :bawling:

Not only invited its required you attend.:wave:

Indeed :1orglaugh

But it's not. I'm really going to miss those hookers . . . . an the rest of you of course . . . . but those poor, poor, hookers :bawling:



Have you seen the movie adaptation of Dante's Inferno with Spencer Tracey, there's a pretty good hell sequence in that.

Maybe long time ago will have to watch for it.The Muni movie is great he is gangster who says "I'm gonna crash out of this joint!" at some point in the movie.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Almost makes ya wish it was real place.:bowdown::eek:

Angel on My Shoulder-classic scene with Paul Muni,Claude Rains and HELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7d_h4dmnCA

The clip after the 1st one I posted is the better one.Muni pulls a rod on satan and is gonna bust out lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZREFshhVI&feature=related

 

[BlueBalls]

The clip after the 1st one I posted is the better one.Muni pulls a rod on satan and is gonna bust out lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZREFshhVI&feature=related

I might have to watch that all the way through - thank Jebus for youtube - it looks pretty good.

 

[skechers]

I'll probably just encourage this kind of behaviour but...

I work for a certain chain of ****** restaurants. At this place that we'll call Tubey Ruesdays, we offer a salad bar buffet. And I'm the guy who stocks and keeps that salad bar in my local tubey ruesdays

Yes, this salad bar is "all you can eat". Now, you fat bastards, Take as much bacon, cheese, eggs and ranch dressing as you want so you can ******* your four lettuce leaves in your totally unhealthy mess you call an "appatizer". That's perfectly fine.

If you pay for it.

If you don't... and If you decide to slip up to the bar, grab yourself a plate, and go crazy on the ham and pea pasta salad, I can't stop you. I'm too busy to notice. I prep cook. I don't keep track of who orders what. The servers can't stop you. Most of the time, they're too busy with many, many different guests. Usually we can't keep track of who orders the salad bar, and who doesn't.

So yeah. You CAN steal from us pretty easily. And about 99% of the time, you'll get away with it. But if you do, I **** you. I LOATH you. You make my job a pain in the ass. You give me more work, without giving my company money in return. Which means fuck you.

I **** you so much.

 

[Facetious]

LeBron - To answer your question yeah, but only just trinkets and Bazooka bubble gum from a "5 and dime" store a long time ago when I was a punk *** riding around on my yellow Schwinn paper route bike.

You can always get some at the cemetaries too.People just leave them there.

OHHH I am so going to hell.:o

Eeeeuuuuuuwww, that's kinda creepy faith or no faith ! I ..... I just couldn't bring myself to do such a thing for fear that some kinda ugly ghoul, bad karma.... something would just end up following me only to ruin a perfectly good day.

 

[mrtrebus]

TBN preaches a false Christ, They preach health and wealth. They are preaching self help.
I don't agree with TBN because they are wrong. So, I am taking my own advice. :tongue:

But you still haven't addressed my point. You original post implies that you feel no remorse for breaking one of the Lords 10 Commandements.
Just because you didn't get caught doesn't make it alright. GOD. SEES. EVERYTHING.
SINNER SINNER SINNER

 

[Will E Worm]

But you still haven't addressed my point. You original post implies that you feel no remorse for breaking one of the Lords 10 Commandements.
Just because you didn't get caught doesn't make it alright. GOD. SEES. EVERYTHING.
SINNER SINNER SINNER

I show remorse by not doing it any more.

 

[mrtrebus]

I show remorse by not doing it any more.

...& winking when telling us you never got caught?!?